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New Orleans, 1933:
Alastor fits in a second deal before pushing up daisies.
A deal with the literal Devil.
(Or: Luci wants a baby, and Al doesn't think this one through)
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23 Mar 2026
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To Alastor, soulmates and all that came with it were a hassle. He had ignored it while alive and then continued to do so again after being reborn as a demon, but the mark that came with it was ever present on his skin. It was persistent, was what it was, and he had to wonder more than once what kind of soulmate he was so destined to be with that he couldn't escape it, even through death.
Then, he met Lucifer Morningstar, and thought: of course.
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28 Feb 2026
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
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12 Jan 2026
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“I think you’re willing to make a deal now, would I be correct?”
The sinner nodded his head frantically.
“Lovely. The terms are thus: you are going to give me your pathetic soul, and go out and—” Alastor chuckled. This was absolutely hilarious. He owed his darling Rosie for this later. “—spread the good word of our Lord and savior Lucifer. Be respectful of our King in all ways. Oh, and perhaps a public apology wouldn’t be too out of place. Of course, remember, if I find that you aren’t wholeheartedly abiding by the true intention of our deal, I’ll bring you right back here and give that smile of yours a little extra work-over. So, do we have a deal?”
My play on a more realistic version of how an 'Executioner Alastor' could come to be.
Feat: No deals between him and Lucifer, torturing of wayward sinners, a cursed duck child, a mounted TV, and attempts to make everything that Lucifer relies on center around him until he is so indispensable that Lucifer can't do anything to get rid of him.
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11 Jan 2026
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Okay, sooo… I did a thing. It is not the usual vibe.
In my defense, Lucifer gave me free will—and I grabbed it, bolted, and wrote this entire unhinged piece. We only have six episodes of Season 2 so far, and this fic picks up right after Episode 6.
Will it actually happen like this in the show? I would scream if yes, but probably not.But hey, let a girlie dream.
So:
Lucifer walks straight into Vox's trap. He is not the only prisoner.
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06 Jan 2026