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    "I think we are stuck. Fuck." Rozanov said sounding entirely too calm while confirming Hayden's worst nightmare. He was stuck. In an elevator. With Ilya fucking Rozanov. Fuck fuck fuuuck. Hayden wouldn't say he had any real phobias, except maybe his daughters becoming teenagers, but if he had one it was cramped spaces. It wasn't debilitating in any way and usually not relevant, he was fine as long as he you know, could get out. But that was kinda the thing about being stuck in an elevator, you could in fact not get out. Hayden could already feel himself starting to panic internally.

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    The forced proximity (platonic) Haydenov fic that no one asked for :)

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    13 Jul 2026

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    The Ottawa WAGs saw the sex-tape leak. Now they wanted Jane in the Chat. Chaos ensures.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    A collection of slice-of-life and missing moment microfics about our favorite rivals for the month of JULY. Each chapter is independent, regularly adding more microfics!

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    02 Jul 2026

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    In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.

    It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"

    Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.

    They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.

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    01 May 2026

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    “You kissing Shane Hollander?”
    “Yes.”
    Weibe stared at him for a moment with his eyebrows raised, then looked to Harris for confirmation. Harris nodded.
    Weibe blinked a few times, then slowly nodded, processing. “Ok, but don’t worry, Ilya. We support you; this doesn’t change anything. You’ll still be on the ice tomorrow.”
    “No, is not that.” Ilya flapped his hand dismissively. “I cannot play in game tomorrow. I need to get to Vancouver as….” He looked at Bood. “What is phrase?”
    “As soon as possible.”
    “Yes, as soon as possible.”
    “I… uh. Why do you need to get to Vancouver?”
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    OR, where Shane and Ilya are outed while Ilya is in Los Angeles for a game, and Ilya has to get back to Canada before Russia (possibly) pulls his passport.

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    29 Apr 2026