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Tweet Threads and three sentence plans I’ll never finish. Here they are.
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Ed used to be a competitive ballroom dancer, now he runs a dance studio. One night he is asked to cover for the Tiny Tip Tappin Talents class, and there he meets one Alma Bonnet, as well as her handsome divorced father, Stede, who has romantic daydreams of learning to ballroom dance. Ed invites him to join one of his studio’s classes, but remembers too late his own rule about not dating students.
Que ten weeks of dancing, flirting, and falling for Stede Bonnet.
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Stede convinces Ed to act out the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. They end up getting rowdy about it.
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The (Gentleman) Spy Who Banged Me by Empocalypse, journeytogallifrey
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Apr 2023
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Special Agent Edward Teach had his mission: get the strange new weapon that Spanish Jackie was rumored to have, and get out.
He never could have expected meeting Stede Bonnet, The Gentleman Spy, who was determined to complete the exact same mission.
He never EVER expected to wake up inside Stede Bonnet’s body.
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Everything You Wanted to Find by CharlieDC, Empocalypse
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Apr 2023
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“You’re coming over Friday.” Ed declared confidently. Ed would get like this sometimes; declaring wacky plans with an irresistible grin on his face. Stede had yet to resist Ed’s charms — he had to know what that cheeky grin did to Stede’s insides, right? He was so in love with him it was ridiculous; Lucius once called him “as messy as a baby U-Haul lesbian” with how obvious his crush was.
If only Ed felt the same.
“I suppose I can,” Stede broke off a piece of their cinnamon roll with his fork, “what will we be doing?”
Ed shrugged casually, but Stede knew there was more behind the gesture. He snapped off a piece of the gooey pastry with his bare fingers, “You’re finally going to model for me.”Series
- Part 1 of Apricity
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Noun. apricity (uncountable) (obsolete)
The warmth of the Sun in winter.Ed is a photographer, pining after his best friend Stede for a year. Stede finally decides to model for Ed, and hopes his year-long crush on his best friend isn't too obvious.
Love ensues.
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Stede has a crush, and there’s nothing he can do about it except watch from his usual spot on the playground at 3pm on Fridays as Mr Teach opens the classroom door.
In which Mr Teach is Louis’ school teacher and Louis adores him, but Stede only gets to see him from afar on his Friday pickups… until something happens at school and Mr Teach needs to talk to him about it.
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03 Jun 2026
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DAY 12: Feminization || Voyeurism || "Look at the mess you made."
Ed's got a third date with a guy he likes at a fancy restaurant, and it's finally a chance for him to wear the special occasion dress he's had in his closet for ages.
There's just one problem: the damn zipper is stuck. Maybe his next door neighbour can help him out.
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- Part 3 of bonnypitty Kinktober 2024
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14 May 2026
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It’s Valentine’s Day, and Ed is alone.
It’s nothing unusual for him at this point, Ed’s been alone for a long time. He’s confined himself to his daily monotony: get up, go to work, come home.
The only spot of colour in his grey day is the little café at the train station, where he’s working his way through trying every baked good they offer, and he even does that alone.
Or so he thinks.
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12 May 2026
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After Izzy reunites Stede and Ed, he leaves the Revenge - he thinks for good, nursing his own broken heart, trying to find out who he is without Blackbeard.
Ed, however, is not ready to let him go. With Stede's and the crew's help, Ed works out what Izzy means to him and fights to get his First Mate back to his side once more.Navigating By The Light Of Your Stars is an Izzy Redemption / SteadyHands love story in three parts.
Shooting Star covers the romance between Izzy and Edward, after Izzy leaves the Revenge.
Supernova is simply some SteadyHands smut, which follows after the happenings of Shooting Star and
Morningstar, which picks up directly where Supernova ends, is Stede and Izzy figuring out their own changing relationship.
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30 Apr 2026
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Werewolves are not dogs. Anton always makes a point of emphasising that, whenever they get a new wolf in the pack. They’re not dogs, and they won’t behave like them either. Wolves have dignity. Dogs are not cool.
Which is why it’s so fucking embarrassing that Anton goes to complete jelly the second Viago starts calling him a good boy.
The one where Anton has a praise kink.
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22 Apr 2026