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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Something is… wrong. With Eddie. And he thinks it’s Buck’s fault.

    Maybe that’s unfair. But Buck does seem to be the common denominator. Consistently present at the scene of the crime if you will. The scene being Eddie’s brain and the crime being… well…

    “Is it just me or have we been getting way more sex call-outs than normal?” He says, focusing on keeping his voice even, cutting straight to what he sees as the crux of the issue.

     

    (Or: As LA battles a heatwave Eddie keeps being confronted with far too much information about Buck’s sex life and it’s wreaking havoc on his sanity)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    "You, uh, you ever heard of—of a prostate massage?" Buck asked. He had his hand resting on Eddie's shoulder now, with Eddie still holding onto his wrist.

    Eddie huffed out a laugh best he could. "Don't tell me you learned that in, uh, in Peru." He said, trying to keep his voice light and joking as if it would dispell the tense air lighting up the room. As if it could hide the way he felt himself twitch in his briefs hearing Buck say prostate massage.

    Buck smiled, not quite laughing as he replied. "No, that one is from other sources." He said. "Really good for stress relief, though. Tried and true."

    Eddie shifted underneath Buck, feeling the stiff flagpole tucked away in his pants. He was leaking steadily now, the front of his underwear damp and sticking to him uncomfortably. He let go of Buck's wrist, bringing his hands up to sit underneath his head while he arched his back ever-so-slightly up towards Buck.

    "If you think it'll help." He says, hoarse and much more sultry than he meant.

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    the platonic prostate massage fic

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    Leon's friends have a lot of dumb ideas but making him call a phone sex operator is top tier.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    On their first operation together after the events of Requiem, Chris can't stop staring at the way Leon's hips sway when he walks. It leads exactly where you'd expect - two soft old men in an office after hours.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    There was a general consensus around people who knew him that Leon S. Kennedy was a good person.

    Leon himself would like to think he was a good person, but there were just some times where he really would disagree.

    (Written in celebration of Valentines Day 2019. Happy RE2make!)

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    03 Jun 2026