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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    “You two should pretend to be married.”

    Sanji chokes on his cigarette. Zoro, who had been perfectly content pretending to be asleep against the side of the Sunny, cracks open one eye, narrows it, and immediately closes it again, as though reality itself has offended him.

    “Absolutely not,” they say in perfect unison, which only makes it worse.

    Nami sighs the sigh of someone who has suffered too much idiocy in one lifetime and has at least two more hours of it ahead of her. “It’s the only way,” she says, sweetly patient in the way only the truly dangerous are. “The royal couple of Galleta Island is inviting married nobles to this week’s masquerade ball. All others are denied entry. That’s where they’re hiding the stolen Log Pose. We need someone on the inside.”

    Robin, smiling too serenely, adds, “And a couple that seems utterly devoted and inseparable. Passionate, even.”

    Brook nods sagely. “You know, like they can’t keep their hands off each other! Yohohohoho!”

    In which two idiots fake a marriage so convincingly that the only people not informed are themselves.

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    24 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    The Straw Hats land on an island shrouded in mystery, and see a reflection of what could possibly be.

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    18 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    No matter what, there has always been one person that’s able to tell the triplets apart with no problem, no matter how hard they try to evade it.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    In which Usopp is ping-ponged between two idiots who don’t know how to talk about their feelings.

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    “Pardon?” Usopp asked, face a mask of both terror and confusion.

    “The cook, I’d like to tell him how I feel,” Zoro grunted.

    “I—well it seems to me like you’ve already told him how you feel, plenty of times,” Usopp stammered, “Just this afternoon I heard ‘give me booze,’ ‘fuck you, curly,’ and ‘you look like a wet napkin in a thunderstorm.’”

    “No,” Zoro sighed, trying to muster up all the patience he could, though he couldn’t resist snickering a bit at his last ingenious quote, “I want to tell him how I really feel.”

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    24 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Jason’s hands snap around Tim’s throat.

    His thumbs dig in, finding soft give under the suit, pulse fluttering wildly against his palms.

    The world narrows to pressure and heat and the sickening familiarity of it — how easily it fits. How right it feels in the worst possible way.

    The Pit roars back to life in his veins, screaming finish it.

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    The anger hits him like a wave, sudden and relentless. “You made me do that,” he says, voice low, raw, and embarrassingly— shaking. “You made me hurt you. Again.”

    Tim meets his gaze, eyes soft, apologetic, steady despite the bruises and the fatigue. “I meant none of it, Jay — none of it.”

    Jason flinches at the nickname, the intimacy striking him wrong in the middle of chaos. “…Did you? Because some of it felt real.”

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    A mission gone wrong forces Jason to prove he and Tim aren’t allies — by hurting him convincingly enough to keep them both alive.
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    Can be read as a standalone, but is a chronological follow-up in a series

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    21 Feb 2026