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Attractive, Annoying, and Other Adjectives by theravenclawscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Hermione is 30, single, and looking for a new place. Desperate and with no promising prospects, she reluctantly moves in with three chaotic wizards… and no guide to understanding their ridiculous antics.
Inspired by New Girl: features a snarky, curmudgeonly Draco, optimistic and industrious Hermione, Type A Blaise, and wildcard Theo.
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10 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger had always had dreams. She was also a realist. She knew dreams did not drop into her lap just like that. Some dreams she had to work to obtain. If she had to be a PA for a year or two, then she would be the damned best PA, before she could move up the ladder in the wizarding work field (one that still regarded witches as inferior unless they found a way to prove themselves above and beyond).
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Hermione finds herself with a massive crush on her boss and needs to learn Occlumency to stay sane. It just so happens he's the only one she knows available to teach her Occlumency. 😏
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Bookmarked by ElsaHennyR
07 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger constructed a predictable life for herself following the war. However, she realizes that within the constraints of control there is no room for want. In an uncharacteristic move, she flees her life in London to visit Neville, who works as a gardener at the Zabini Estate in Italy. The Estate, now a wellness retreat for elderly witches and wizards, is also the refuge of three of her Slytherin classmates that she has not seen since the war. This is a story of overcoming assumptions, judgmental garden gnomes, flowers, and the quest for contentment.
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Bookmarked by ElsaHennyR
02 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy was in exile, though they called it protection. It was the summer after sixth year and he'd taken Dumbledore's offer, defected to the other side and been sent away to a small town in Italy for his troubles.
No magic, few rules, and not a lot to do -- until Hermione Granger arrived.What do you do when you're thrown into exile with the last person you wanted? You live like there's no tomorrow...
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- Part 1 of Light and Dark
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02 Jun 2025