Elftwanger



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    “Jocasta,” Master Che looked like she was about to have a meltdown soon. “Have you ever heard of a species from the planet ‘Stewjon’ or is that something else I have to smack someone over the head about?”

    Madame Nu’s face made a weird scrunch of pure confusion and bafflement, “There’s no such planet named ‘Stewjon’ in our recorded Galaxy, Vokara.”

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    Someone finally realises that a planet named 'Stewjon' sounds like bullshit, actually

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Melara Heatherspoon was not a particularly bold, or loud, or sweet, or even noticeable child.

    She liked it that way.

    If she’s not noticeable, then Cersei won’t push her down a well. If she’s not noticeable, then she’s not a player in the game of thrones, and she can escape with her life.

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    SI-OC with Melara Heatherspoon where she still falls down the well but everything turns out alright

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    23 Jun 2026

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    How dare Criston –
    How dare Alicent –
    And even her own father –

    She’d been letting the Hightowers choose their battlefields for years now, since she was naught but a heartbroken girl of eight who had lost her mother and brother in a single day. She had been letting them make their moves without challenge, but no longer.
    Alicent had worn a banner of War, and Criston had chosen his side.

    One should never poke a passive dragon, no matter how docile or pretty it appeared, lest they be faced with fire and blood.

     

    (Or; Rhaenyra and her sad, gay husband Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss their way to getting what they want)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Unconnected stories about my thoughts on The Dance of Dragons

    - Mostly Team Black
    - A lot of Laenor&Rhaenyra (platonic soulmates)
    - Anti-Team Green
    - Feminine Rage
    - No(limited) buried Gays

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    13 Jun 2026

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    It was amazing that once she had someone by her side willing to fight for her, how she too started to fight. Once she saw someone fight for her it was like the fire that had been starting to die down was rekindled. She vowed never to let go of it again.

    What could have been the worst night of her life and the catalyst of her downfall became a turning point in her path to ascension.

    *Harwin dies and, after being shown the death of his children and Rhaenyra, wakes up on the night Daemon took Rhaenyra into King's Landing and is determined to do everything to ensure the past does not happen again and that his children and the woman he loves never have to experience the misery they did in his past life.

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    02 Jun 2026