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Becoming a Lesbian: Megan Bloomfield's Guide for Cheerleaders by Deifire
Fandoms: But I'm a Cheerleader - Fandom
15 Nov 2009
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"There are a lot of ways to be gay, and none of them are really wrong. Still, when you've just, say, kidnapped your girlfriend from her graduation from compulsory heterosexuality school and ridden off into the sunset, it would be nice to have some idea of what to do next. Especially if you're a cheerleader. So I've decided to make this guide, based on some things I've learned so far."
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23 Jun 2026
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If he had a dollar for every time he’d tried to pick up a girl in a bar only to have her roll her eyes and say, “It’s me, Brian,” he’d be a rich dog.
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21 Jun 2026
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Meg Griffin has realized that being ignored has its perks. And she's realized that it's easier to escape when nobody's watching you dig the tunnel.
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21 Jun 2026
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The SDN's HR department is tired of Z-Team's bullshit.
Sonar is enlightened in the way of twink hunting, but the man (HR) seeks to keep him down.
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- Part 2 of BananaDucc's Oneshots/Shorts
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11 Jun 2026
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a gift of royal quality (for one who isn’t royal) by Ellory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2017
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Lord Lucius Malfoy's soulmate, Lady Hyacinth Gaunt, has been abducted. He will do absolutely anything necessary to get her back.
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02 Jun 2026