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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Bellingham is growing increasingly frustrated at the match he’s supposed to be watching

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    Haaland and Bellingham sneak off to find somewhere so they can be themselves.

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    Haaland and Bellingham are huge saps and are so cute

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    20 Jul 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    5 times Erling has given Jude princess treatment, + 1 time it was the other way around.

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    20 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    -“I don’t give a fuck about that, I punched the dickhead because he called my boyfriend a…” Jude trailed off as he realised what he’d yelled in the heat of the moment, and his heart caught in his throat as terror clawed up his spine.

    Shit.-

    England have just been eliminated, and Jude’s good sportsmanship is pushed.
    (He really just wants people to leave him and his boyfriend alone)

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    18 Jul 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    The World Cup has a way of turning old teammates into rivals.

    England and Norway are one match away from ending each other’s tournament, which would be easier if Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland hadn’t spent years becoming each other’s favorite person.

    On the night before kickoff, Jude accidentally sends Erling a half-deleted text.

    Things only get worse from there.

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    17 Jul 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Jobe sends Erling two photos and one very concerning text.

    By the end of the night, Jude has declared that he hates football, danced on top of a club table to ABBA, confessed far more than he meant to, and asked Erling for something he isn’t willing to take.

    Some things are worth waiting until morning.

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