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    Summary: Professional. Imperturbable. And island unto himself. Those are the turns James would have used to describe the Quartermaster of MI6 if ever asked. The man was about as posh as they came. 007’s worldview changes, however, when a chance mission requires Q to play a role in James’ cover - and James has to pat him down for weapons.

    Q’s worldview changes then, too.

    A frisking was not supposed to be a sensual experience.

    Or: the four times Q needed to be touched and James obliged - and the one time Q returned the favour.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya go to a comedy show to further the narrative that they are friends now. They sit in the back. They keep their distance. They do everything right. Unfortunately, the comedian chooses Shane to do crowd work with, and Shane Hollander is very bad at lying.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Every person has the first words their soulmate will say to them on their body somewhere in a light copy of their soulmate's handwriting. When their soulmate says the words to them for the first time the mark turns black in confirmation. Alec is a student in his final semester looking to fulfill the remaining required classes to graduate. What happens when he hears his words come out of his professor's mouth?

    Chapter 1 follows Alec as he debates how to approach the sticky situation with his college professor. Chapter 2 fills in a few small gaps from Magnus' point of view.

    Not rated for language as I'm not 100% sure where that fits so I want to play it safe but there's no mature content.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

    Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!”
    “Stand aside, you silly girl… stand aside, now”.
    And Lily Potter stepped aside.
    Voldemort stared at her.
    “... Is this some sort of trick?” he asked softly.
    “No". Her voice was flat, lifeless. “You already killed James... If you let me live, then you can have Harry”.
    Voldemort’s lip curled - not in amusement, but disgust. His own mother had died for him. Pathetic, yes, sentimental and foolish - but she had chosen to die so that he could live. Lily Potter wasn’t even choosing to care. Surely the child of prophecy deserved a better mother than this! Even he could give the boy to a better family to be raised right!
    Voldemort slowly reached down and picked up the child.
    He was still staring at him. He was still oddly silent. His eyes were still the colour of the Killing curse and brimming with power.
    Yes, Voldemort decided, that was exactly what he’d do.
    "You belong to me now" he whispered.
    And with a crack like thunder, he turned on the spot, vanishing into the night.

    Or, the one where Harry Potter is raised by the Lestranges and it goes more or less how you would expect.

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    06 Jun 2026