EfficientlyProcrastinating
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If this is wrong, I don't want to be right by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
01 May 2026
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“It’s wrong!” Dean spluttered. “It’s a sin, it’s immoral, it’s corrupt!”
Catiel tilted his head. “Says who?”
“Says God!” Dean threw his hands in the air, pacing forwards. “You’re a fucking angel, aren’t you supposed to know this?!”
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When Dean and Cas kiss, Dean knows that it can't be allowed. Two men can't kiss. Especially not when one is an angel, the literal symbol of virtue. Homosexuality is a sin. It's written in the Bible.
Isn't it?
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Never go against a crow when death is on the line by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Creepypasta_fander
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Princess Bride (1987)
14 Apr 2026
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“I know a way.” There was a gleam in Jespers eyes that sent Wylans heart racing. Whether it was fear, or excitement, or a thrilling mix of the both, it did not matter. He would follow Jesper into the depths of hell to be allowed to kiss those lips one more time.
“A few more steps, then we’ll be safe in the fire swamp.”
Wylan decided he really ought to be careful what he wished for. Suddenly, the depths of hell seemed far too realistic. “We’ll never survive!”
Jesper grinned that devilish grin of his. The one that promised trouble, and adventure, and fun. Wylan has missed that grin.
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
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The Six Of Crows/ Princess Bride crossover that no one asked for but you’re all gonna get.
Kaz is sneaky
Wesper are in love
Inej is a pirate queen
Matthias is dumb
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So If You Wanna Piss Off Your Parents (Date Me To Scare Them) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Apr 2026
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“So what is it, you had an argument and want to piss off your parents?”
“Something like that.” Steve smirked. “How much?”
Eddie looked him up and down. “200 bucks. Harrington special.”
“So twice what you’d usually charge?”
“Exactly.”
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When Eddie gets asked by THE Steve Harrington to fake date him, he assumes it’s just a way for the rich asshole to rebel against his parents- something Eddie was very familiar with- but the more he gets to know Steve, the less he thinks that’s really the case…
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Lucas is a bartender who sees a lot. This includes the way the man at his bar is quite obviously yearning for the pretty boy across the dance floor. But he knows unrequited love when he sees it. These twos story is as clear as day. Yet as a bartender, he still feels it’s his duty to step in.
Remus and Sirius are only too aware of what the bartender thinks. And they’re going to use it to their advantage, as much as they possibly can. If they can make some money, and have a little fun doing so, then they absolutely will.
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Sirius genuinely looked scared, and Lily furrowed her eyebrows. What was there to be scared of? He knew that his classmates adored his rebellious injuries, why would he want to keep it a secret? Whatever had happened, surely it couldn’t have been bad enough to…
Oh.
Oh.
“Sirius…” she began tentatively, “You didn’t really fall off your bike, did you?”
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Lily is determined to figure out, once and for all, what on earth is up with Sirius Black. The days off, the mysterious injuries? What is he hiding?
But maybe, just maybe, it would be better for her not to know. Perhaps ignorance really is bliss. The truth often comes with guilt, especially when it’s a truth you don’t get to change.
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Effies Christmas Countdown by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Dec 2025
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A fic a day until Christmas! (Yeah right) Will probably mostly stay in Six of Crows, Stranger Things and Maurauders but might have one or two others!
This has now become just a regular collection of Christmas fics. I severely overestimated my abilities here, but I’ll still try to have one for every day of advent, even if it takes a few years. I have ideas, but also seasonal depression. Yippee?
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During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.
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09 May 2026
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It’s 1996 in Hawkins, Indiana and Steve Harrington loves his life.
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A day in the life of Steve Harrington, stuck in Hawkins after his found family have moved on.Bookmarked by EfficientlyProcrastinating
10 Apr 2026
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You like pain? Well boy do i have a recommendation for you! If it hurts too much, don't worry, just go read their other fic! That ones so much happier!!!! Ha. Ha. Ha.
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***I STARTED THIS IN 2021. Since then I have seen a lot of people attempting to copy it even using some of my original character, names, phrasing, etc. THIS is the original story.****Mentions of past child abuse. Occasional: manhandling, mild slurs. ***WARNING: CH 25 "Goober" Contains Graphic Scenes of Abuse***
Susan and Neil are dead. Billy is 20 at the start and Max is 15. Story covers their lives (eventual Harringrove but more about relationship than sex) over a period of several years, if you read all of it...but if you don't, I understand. :p
The original story is contained in Chapters 2 - 10. Those have more of the original cast, and involve monster hunting, etc.. (Chapter 2 was posted first as a stand alone, which is why it's so long.)
After that there are requests, prompts, etc and just things I wrote because I got an idea.
IF you want to read this giant meandering thing in chronological order, refer to chapter 1 -- and then save Drabbles and Summer nights for after, if you are still wanting more.
Thanks!
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07 Apr 2026
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Me and my craving for fucked up sibling relationships that are so broken but still trying to get through together
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Steve slowly came to consciousness and immediately knew something was wrong. Everything just felt off. Like the world had been tilted one degree to the left.
He didn’t remember coming over to Eddie’s last night but clearly he must have.
But Eddie wasn’t here. Eddie never woke up before him.
What the fuck was going on? And why did his body feel... wrong?
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Prompt #39 for the Steddie Summer Exchange '24: Body Swap
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01 Apr 2026
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𝟰 | 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗧 | 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘 | 𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 by horrorwhoreharringrove
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Scream (Movies)
04 May 2026
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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙨, 𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙖, 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳.
𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙭 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚
𝙟𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙭 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘤 [𝙭𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙨]
𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙭 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 [𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙯]
𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙖𝙪Series
- Part 1 of 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟲: 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗥 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗗-𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬