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“You’ve got to be kidding me. First you tell me the only way you can help is by ejaculating all over my husband’s face, and now you’re having trouble getting it up. Jesus Christ, you really are a piece of work, aren’t you?”
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The komodor dragon's venom-laced fire is slowly burning away Draco's face... and will continue to do so unless the new healer applies a very specific alkaline substance.
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Magics of the Great Southern Land by Eclectic_fantasy, our_sunny_selves
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2026
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Hermione and Draco independently accept teaching positions at a magical school in Australia. They learn who they are without the pressure of their shared history and engage in adventure in unravelling the mystery of the disintegrating Indigenous magic in Australia.
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Hermione will be riding into battle. But since she isn’t fond of brooms, the dragon she rescued was released, and there are no available hippogriffs; she finds herself in need of a viable alternative.
Enter: Draco Malfoy, who became an animagus in the hopes of escaping the clutches of the Dark Lord's final battle, only to turn himself into a winged beast of mythology. That irony was not lost on him. As it turned out, flying was exhausting, and he wounded his leg while landing in the Forest of Dean.
We can see where this is going.
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In 'Warmth', Theodore Nott and Draco Malfoy visit Hermione in Azkaban.
But why were they doing that? Why was Hermione in Azkaban and why would Slytherin's care?
This is a Dark AU where Voldemort Wins, Hermione ends up in Azkaban and has a truly awful time. Until Theo and Draco intervene.
Prequel story to Warmth
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- Part 1 of Warmth/Chill
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Hermione has developed an unhealthy coping mechanism to deal with feelings she's developing for her friend-with-benefits. She imagines she's playing out a scene from a romance book. It backfires spectacularly when she accidentally calls him Daddy.
**Updated 15.7.26 because someone pointed out I had copy instead of coping in the description and I couldn't cope leaving it that way.**
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Investigating Magic - Or Hermione really wants answers to the question 'but why?' by Eclectic_fantasy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2026
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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
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With a Little Help From My Friends by MidniteMarauder for xylodemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2012
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In which Sirius and Remus shag like fiends, and James just can't take it anymore.
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Pansy Parkinson has a slip of the tongue during a work meeting. Harry Potter seems to like it.
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For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.
Is he pissed or something?
Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.
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Camgirl Hermione Granger gets the opportunity of a lifetime with two of the most famous pornstars in the industry.
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- Part 5 of The Restricted Section
