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    "I hate every single person you've ever met. From now on the only person you've ever known is me. Only I exist. Got it?"

    Kirishima smiles, swallowing before he murmurs, "That's a really tall order," and the king throws his arms out in glee.

    "You're learning idioms! You got that from me, right? Do you see how I'm the only person ever?!"

    "I didn't learn that from you."

    The king looks so horrifically, disbelievingly offended that Kirishima wants to laugh so bad but he's shy, and he'll probably sound very horrible, so all that comes out is a low pleased rumble in his throat. And the king's jaw drops before he throws his arms into the air and falls dramatically back onto the ground.

    "I found the coolest damn dragon who smiles like the moon and wants to learn from someone like me and apparently also PURRS. I'm fucking done."

    Kirishima flushes a little, consumed by so much warmth that it almost hurts or maybe he's confusing pain with something else, and he reaches out to pat the king's arm except the king gnashes at him when he comes close. "Do not touch me, heathen."

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  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Then again. Maybe he's biased.

    Because nobody. And he means nobody, has had the privilege of seeing Bakugou Katsuki on his knees.

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  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    It's a simple rule. An unspoken one, but simple. Bakugou Katsuki goes to sleep at 8:30pm, and you do not wake him. The Bakusquad learns this the hard way when a game night runs long.

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  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    the five times kageyama tobio and tsukishima kei beat around the bush with their feelings and relationship status and the one time yamaguchi, hinata, and yachi locked them together in a room to settle it once and for all.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    ummmm…it was smt…yeah

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    “Wait, hold on,” the man said, raising his free hand in a peaceful gesture. “You must be the guy Hanta sent. I didn’t think you’d be getting here until later this evening, or I would have cleared out the renovation stuff from the entryway.”

    “Hanta told me the house was empty,” Katsuki stared at him. “He said his friend lived in the city and was just letting me use the place.”

    “Well, Hanta usually gets half the story right,” the man laughed, a deep sound that seemed to vibrate in the open air. “I’m Kirishima Eijirou. This is my place, but I spend most of my time out here or in the shed working on the repairs.”

    Katsuki looked him over again, trying to reconcile the image of Hanta’s sophisticated city friends with this paint-stained man standing in the mud.

    Kirishima didn’t seem to recognize him at all, or if he did, he didn’t care about the fame that usually made Katsuki’s life a living hell.

    It was disarming.

    — or the one where katsuki is a famous pop star in the middle of a breakdown.

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    I’m so in love with them and this fic