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    “My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.

    There is none.

    “I need some– I need some legal advice?”

    “Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."

    Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.

    (And then not stopping to bother him.)

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    26 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Yeah I mean– we’re just… friends.”

    “I mean. Okay. Phil and I, we said that for a long– I just figured– my bad.”

    “It’s not that– I mean– we’re fine with it, it’s just not– We’re not–”

    “Right,” said Dan, eyes flickering to Phil, then back to Ryan. “Does… Shane know that?”

    Dan and Phil accompany the ghoulboys on a ghost hunting trip. (Aka the collab we all deserve)

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    26 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    It was hard to be authentic, to joke around, to tread that line between keeping your private life private, while sharing it just enough to remain interesting for the people they both knew only watched to learn about it, when you had to walk on eggshells.

    And Dan knew, of course, that the eggshells were all his. Strewn around the floor, jagged and painful, like a little parcours he’d built just for Phil, to keep him away, keep him at a safe distance.

    Hadn't worked.

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    26 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    What do you do when you're a boy, and you want to know if another boy likes you the same way you like him? You turn to anonymous people on the internet, and according to them, you either forget about it and move to the city, or you hope and wish that he feels as strongly as you do.

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    30 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Shocking, Lana thinks, how easy it is to slide back into old habits. Like slipping on a worn pair of shoes so comfortable you overlook the scuffed soles and worn tread. A sweater so cozy you don’t mind that it has a hole.

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    Ten moments across the relationship of Lana Skye and Mia Fey.

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    05 Aug 2025