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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane finally takes it upon himself to get Ilya to quit smoking. (completely and for real this time) Shane’s not the most convincing person on the planet, but he does know how to speak Ilya's language and that language involves his body. He just hopes he can be more addictive than cigarettes.
    “I had an idea, though. An idea you might like…you might also hate it.”
    Ilya cocked an eyebrow, “Okay?”
    “What if, if you really need a cigarette, instead, you use your favourite distraction?”
    Ilya scrunched up his face, “What is my favourite distraction?”
    “Me…I mean…I thought…right?” Shane instantly second-guessed himself and got embarrassed.
    Ilya had a beaming smile, “Yes, you are very good distraction, definitely my favourite.” Ilya brushed a hand against Shane’s cheek and gave him a quick peck on the lips.
    Shane beamed at the gesture, “So instead of smoking…if you’re craving a cigarette, instead you can do anything to me you want.”
    “Anything I want?” Ilya's eyes widened at the notion.
    “Anything you want, but if you fail and you do have a smoke…then you don’t get me at all.”
     
    Or: Shane uses sex to make Ilya quit smoking

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    30 May 2026

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    Rozanov looked up at Shane with a crooked grin that— he didn’t love it, okay? He just felt a normal amount of what you feel with a fuckbuddy who you’re mostly having sex with so you win hockey games.

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    Shane and Rozanov exchanged blow jobs before a winning game and now they have to exchange blow jobs before every game.

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    17 May 2026

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    He turned to look at Henry in the driver's seat. You’ve gotta be joking.

    A God sat beside him and Alex was instantaneously transfixed. Something in his hand, how it rested and then gripped the stick shift. Something in his arm. The way each muscle and tendon flexed as he shifted through the gears. Then the hand came back up to rest on the steering wheel, gripping it softly. Thick veins on the back of his hand bulging under the surface of his skin. A finger flicked out to turn on the indicator. Not the only thing, he mused.

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    12 May 2026

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    “The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.”
    ― L.P. Hartley

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    11 May 2026