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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    “Wretch,” I cried, “thy god hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
    Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
    Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

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    Dear Jax,

    Why do I begin all these letters with "dear Jax?" You weren't dear to me at all! You were an insufferable, insensitive, unlikeable, violent jackass who had absolutely no interest in changing. But I guess part of me assumed you'd give it up some day and get better. I don't know why, but the idea of you not getting a happy ending never felt real until you were already gone.

    . . .

    Or, Jax's abstraction hits Zooble a lot harder than they were expecting. They don't know how to explain this, not even to themself. At Kinger's suggestion, they attempt to anyway--through letters. They think it's stupid and pointless, but something makes them keep writing anyway.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Vernon Dursley solves a clerical error the only way he knows how.

    Rated G for GET ME THE MAN IN CHARGE

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Features Vernon Dursley being a Karen and a BAMF Hermione Granger-Weasley.
    Must read humour oneshot.

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    What would have happened if Harry Potter had recognized the need for the DA in his first year rather than his fifth year? What began as a simple study group quickly becomes something more when the Second Wizarding War is kicked off by the events following the Triwizard Tournament.

    Even as they fight to overcome old enemies and well-meaning but meddling headmasters, these students make powerful friends and unexpected alliances. They traverse the dangerous halls of Hogwarts and the world outside of them, aiming to defeat Voldemort and his followers while fighting for communal reform.

    Join us to see how they work against the destruction wrought by the Dark Lord and create something new and enduring in the process...

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    22 Aug 2025

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    Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.

    She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.

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    31 May 2025

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    While my desktop computer is in the shop and I can't work on Celestial Dojo, I thought I'd go back and look at some of the stuff on my laptop. If anyone knows a better roller for the Celestial Forge, please link it in comments.
    And yes, there will be a lot of ham involved.

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    30 May 2025