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fast forward to christmas dinner by paprikadotmp4 for CinnaTwist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Dec 2024
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"Oh my god, I need you to be my boyfriend immediately," Jason blurts out. He hears choking or what might be someone's best imitation of a cat being strangled, but ignores it. He drags his eyes away from the shelves of curated Batman memorabilia to look Tim dead in the eye. "I need you so fucking bad."
"W-what?!" Tim says, cheeks tinged pink.
It’s like Christmas has come three weeks early. For the first time since coming up with this half-hatched plan, Jason isn't stuck on worrying whether it'll work—he's thinking about how much fun it'll be when the guy he brings home can't stop talking about superheroes. To his superhero family. While his superhero family hides their superhero business right under Tim's non-superhero nose.
Jason fucking loves a good comedy.
Well, damn, Jay. It's a good thing Tim does too.
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14 Jun 2026
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say cheese by DairyFarmer
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
26 Apr 2020
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“Why are there reporters-”
Dick stopped. His eyes locked on the TV.
“Oh, look at that Drake- you’re trending on social media.” Damian offered far too coolly to be any form of casual.XxX
In which Tim's nudes get leaked online and he is surprisingly casual about it- Language:
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13 Jun 2026
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Mithridatism, noun: the practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts
Rather than attack the new Robin at Titan's Tower, Jason Todd becomes Tim Drake's personal cook in order to poison him, subtly but surely. Unfortunately for him, Tim is somehow immune to most poisons and displays no reaction to the very much lethal substances he's getting fed. Jason doesn't know if he should be impressed or horrified.
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13 Jun 2026
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Jason's plans of making an example out of the latest Robin take a drastic turn when he finds out the latest bird has been keeping a secret from everyone. Rather than paint the walls in blood, he drags his newly discovered sister home to lecture Bruce about proper parenting.
Tim is still not entirely sure she's not dreaming, but it does seem like Jason came back from the dead to advocate for her and the rest of the family are all more than happy to support her in her transitioning.
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- Part 7 of My DC Trans Week 2024
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11 Jun 2026
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A pang of hesitation stopped him in his path as he recognised the jet-black mop of hair. Well, it wasn't just the hair that gave it away; it was also the dishevelled suit and tie, paired with his small stature and pale skin, even though Jason couldn't see his face.
“Replacement?” He asked in disbelief, a feeling that only grew when Tim raised his head, staring at him with squinted eyes, clearly not in his right mind.
’How the hell does a bat get kidnapped in his civvies?’ Jason was glad his helmet was hiding the expression of utter shock on his face.
Alternatively: Jason finds a sleep-deprived kidnap victim Tim, and decides to take him home.
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11 Jun 2026