DiefaceJohnson
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Merritt is a good guy and Danny hates him for it. Or he wants to, at least.
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"Merritt McKinney was a flirt, always had been and probably always would be. Anyone who'd ever met him could tell you that; He winked at the guys and he blew kisses to the ladies and damn if he couldn't get most of them to blush. Flirting was a harmless way to interact and disarm, and he'd found that it added to his carefully crafted persona, distracting from the sharpness of his mind. The idea of a mentalist could put folks on edge, but very few people remembered to shield their secrets when met with some well targeted flattery and a goofy smile."
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Heart Eyes, Motherfucker by DiefaceJohnson
Fandoms: Iron Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 May 2015
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Tony has developed his first crush, and he doesn't like it one bit.
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Let Loose, Let Go by DiefaceJohnson
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Dec 2014
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Sam and Bucky are doin' it.
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Natasha is having a minor personal crisis and she turns to Sam for help.
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The whole thing is stupid. They’ve all become wilder since the fall. Just because he’s lost some modesty, or some social skills, just because he bothers them sometimes, just because he likes his food to himself and a little wind on his face…well, that doesn’t mean a damn thing.
or: as the modern world fades, so to does the line between human and animal
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28 Jun 2026
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The Graphite of Longing by Small_Fireball
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Mar 2026
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It was… very good. It was… deeply private. And it was very much not intended for Obi-Wan’s eyes.
He didn’t mean to look, truly.
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Obi-Wan discovers that his former Padawan—now friend—Anakin Skywalker might be more than a bit obsessed with him. Obsessed enough to draw him in various states of undress and... maybe, just maybe, having sex with someone who has very familiar dark curls.- Language:
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26 May 2026
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sex, lies, and holofilm by ziammehome
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 Mar 2026
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And wasn’t Anakin allowed, in a way? Obi-Wan was his Master. He’d spent the last thirteen years at Obi-Wan’s side. Anakin had always felt entitled to know everything there was to know about Obi-Wan, to see everything he tried to keep hidden. He wasn’t Obi-Wan’s padawan anymore, but they were still linked together, the ghost of Anakin’s braid tying them like an invisible leash. Surely that must entitle Anakin to some privileges.
Anakin finds Obi-Wan’s sex tape. He’s totally normal about it.
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13 May 2026
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hot in here (so take off all your clothes) by cloudninetynine (forcefictitious)
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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Michonne is very, very sure of herself in the moment. Of course she is. Almost anything can be rationalized by the human brain in the face of desire, no matter how extremely and entirely stupid. Including…well, she’ll just grab something off the top of her head here- including, say, stripping naked and masturbating in a common area of the house, on a common piece of furniture, and in full view of the front door.
In the moment, it makes sense.
or: dont masturbate in your living room, a super sexy cowboy might walk in on you and eat your pussy
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22 Feb 2026
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A Thorned Embrace by Anonymous
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
28 Nov 2025
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Kate Sharma had never planned to stay in Mayfair. She was only there to help her sister find a husband, one who was especially nothing like Anthony Bridgerton. But when she goes into heat at the masquerade ball and accidentally mates with Anthony Bridgerton, her world is turned upside down. Now, society demands a marriage, and Kate must navigate a lifetime with the one man who drives her mad in more ways than one.
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28 Nov 2025