Definitely_not_a_human
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Dnah's Cradle of Creation by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: Touhou Project, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Original Work
09 Apr 2025
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My very own snippet thread, where I put stories I've been saving on Google Drive for upwards of 2 years.
I'm inspired by many things, but not all of those are compatible enough to merge into a single story.
Explicit because I do have a snip that is absolutely disgusting.Remember to @ me if you do decide to adopt a story, I want to see what others can cook with my ideas.
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Life and Death by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Touhou Project, ULTRAKILL references - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Nov 2024
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Voldemort's Killing Curse knocked one-year-old Marigold Lily Potter's soul halfway through the Veil, turning half of her soul into a Phantom. Her Phantom half was blocked in by her horcrux-scar, but the outward pressure was enough for a particularly hot piece of coal to dislodge it, causing her Phantom half to spill out. But since it was trapped inside her Human half for so long, she can merge both into one, though it feels like wearing a rather tight pair of socks for gloves.
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Sharp Fangs and Golden Hair by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Touhou Project
10 Oct 2024
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Midoriya Izumi lived as a hollow shell for two years after the doctor diagnosed her as Quirkless. Maybe she was just missing something. Something warm, and red, and sweet.
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HELL by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
06 Aug 2024
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HELL wallowed in boredom.
Taylor Hebert pushed herself up in an empty elevator shaft.
A Rift appeared, smelling of rotting tampons.
She dismantled a cobalt blue robot slumped against the wall.
SHE threw HER body at it.
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When Mima took in her first and only apprentice, her Master's final lesson finally clicked.
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Shape of Magic, Rebooted by Nightmare723764
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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Everyone deserves a second chance
None more so than these two
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We Need No Logic by Oleron
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
06 Jul 2026
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Everyone who has played Skyrim knows that in reality, as played by the majority of people, the Last Dragonborn is not some heroic figure. In most playthroughs, the Dragonborn is a psychotic completionist, kleptomaniac, murderer, overachiever, and overall psycho.
So, when another world requires a Hero, and the one summoned is a gameplay-accurate Dragonborn, the world is in for a time of absurdity and, potentially, game-breaking glitches.
(Maxed out, endgame, resto-looped Skyrim MC with a mix of in-game behaviors and in-universe lore, is summoned as the Shield Hero in place of Naofumi. Crack, unapologetically so.)
Regularly scheduled posting (Monday/Tuesday).
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Fate/Worm - Ascension by Darklight1125
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
08 Jul 2026
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Fate can be cruel - but it can be kind too. Taylor knew that. She never asked for it - never wanted it in the first place.
But fate was cruel - and choose her to leave a mark. And she did - she made her mark. She left a legacy.
Now, if only this Taylor had a choice in the matter.
But maybe - if Fate was cruel - it could be kind too?
A what-if: What if Taylor got her own Servant sheet?
Originally a part of my snippet thread - now getting it's own marker.
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The Power He Knew Not by computerneek
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 悪役令嬢レベル99 - 七夕さとり | Akuyaku Reijou Level 99 | Villainess Level 99 - Tanabata Satori
08 Jul 2026
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When she had reincarnated into a game as Yumiella Dolkness, she’d been surprised. When she later reincarnated again as some kid whose living situation was only survivable because of her near-invulnerability, she was surprised once more- and glad she’d been able to level adequately first.
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Aufhebung
noun | German | /ˈaʊfheːbʊŋ/
To negate, to preserve, to elevate. All three at once.Taylor Hebert's life got negated. Piece by piece over eighteen months, then all at once in a locker full of rot. The last thing she was holding onto—hope, maybe—got negated too.
She came out laughing, a whole lot stronger and a whole lot crazier than Earth Bet is ready to handle..
Series
- Part 1 of Aufhebung (Alt-power Taylor)