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Thank you for calling Peridot Tech Support (Peridot Self Insert/SI) by DeathReaver66
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
22 Jul 2026
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Reincarnation is an interesting thing, you might wake up as a new person, or be reborn as a bug, a lion, a dinosaur... or you could be reborn as part of a fictional race from a children's cartoon about lesbian space rocks. Well guess I better get comfortable since Canon is a long ways away and I quite like being alive and not being hunted as a renegade; thankfully I'm the one the others come to when they break things or need something fixed... or when a Ruby somehow downloads another Space Malware program onto a datapad.
Okay so I'm a Peridot and turns out there's a lot of things that need constant fixing in this dysfunctional empire, but there's worse things I could be... at least I'm not a Gungan. Well being effectively immortal is fun I guess, plus I get to explore Space so there's plenty of things to do outside of my work to keep me occupied.
Oh come on, it hasn't even been a full rotation, how have you already crashed the network again! And what did I say about accepting suspicious Data Package Downloads from Space UPS, of course they're scams, I'm the only one of us that even knows how to order from them you CLODS!