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ALMOST the Easiest Headshot of his Life by Reptyl (DearMissery)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
11 Sep 2025
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Inspired by a different fic I read some time ago and recent events, a fic where Sniper's assigned to eliminate Donald Trump's nr 1 fanboy — Charlie Kirk. Scout tags along.
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You're so, so tired. How many times do they have to drag you through these trials before you're considered worthy?
In an attempt to combat the doctors' disappointment in your laziness, you decide to tackle a quick one. Something you can reasonably meander through, easy enough that you can get out with everything still attached. You make the mistake of choosing Coyle's domain. If only the darkness could hold you longer; it's a shame how often you have to contend with the light.
(This is technically a sequel to Under the Glow, but you don't really need to read it to understand this one. I'd appreciate it if you did though!)
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Coyle insists you use him as an ashtray.
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You've heard something you shouldn't and to prevent it becoming reality, actions must be taken. You are Clyde Perry's secretary, and he presents you with a way out of being sent to the trials as part of Eastman's new sick plans.
Get pregnant, or be sent to the trials.
You take it, and trip into a fake relationship with your boss.
In a facility full of liars, you need to convince everyone you’re telling the truth.
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- Part 3 of Tales of the Murkoff Corporation
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Who even decides to make a game show in fantasy land?
It's Prime Time, and your buddies have decided that you can handle this trial all by yourself despite the five fucked up Prime Assets storming the halls. It's lucky enough that the place is pretty dark. You've found that, when the light starts creeping in, nothing good ever tends to come of it.
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Bookmarked by DearMissery
28 May 2026
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Good smut is good smut, well-written, so check it out
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He surprises you when he bursts into rough, barking laughter. “You’re tellin’ me you’re a sniper that doesn’t try to kill people.”
Did he not show up to Miss Pauling’s briefing and your own training demonstration less than three weeks ago? Or did he, and he just thinks you’re a fraud anyways?
“I’m here to increase the efficiency of the whole team, since that’s all you seem to care about.”
“A rifle kills what you point it at. All the extra tech just gets in the way.”
“A good sniper demonstrates adaptability in changing conditions,” you say, shrugging lightly. “I think you’re just scared of sharing the sightline.”
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in which: the reader is the tenth class introduced to the team. Sniper is suddenly no longer the only marksman, and it bothers him more than it should.Bookmarked by Reptyl (DearMissery)
23 Dec 2025
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Praying that one day the author comes back from the grave to finish this fic