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    “Keigo, buddy, bestie, idiot.” Rumi stares at him with palpable incredulity. “You ate mystery food you found in your fridge and just went to sleep afterwards? You’re lucky you woke up!” Obviously he’s fine enough; he’s made it all the way to his lunch break with no issue. Rumi punches his shoulder, angry that he’s not treating this as gravely as she is. “Do you still have all of your organs?” 

     

    He waves her off, utterly despondent. “Rums, you don’t understand how good it was. I’d give up a couple organs right now to eat that well again.”

     

    or: someone living in keigo's apartment is taking great care of an overworked bird

    now with touya's pov! ...and a short epilogue

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    “Congrats, you’ve successfully dismantled hero society.”
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    Vigilante Touya gets scouted by a hero agency, because apparently the world can't just leave him alone. He takes the job. Then Eraserhead starts trying to talk to him, and Hawks does talk to him, and he really, really, just wants to be left alone.

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    Perhaps Petunia Evans had looked at Vernon Dursley as a rebellion, perhaps as an escape. Either way, it hadn’t been Petunia’s best moment, and now she stood on her little sister’s doorstep with nothing but bad news and a baby.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    What if Regulus Black, and not Severus Snape, ended up being the turncoat Potions Master of Hogwarts?

    A not!fic written in bullet points, ignoring the Deathly Hallows entirely because they annoy me.

    Beta by my immensely patient Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw, and by the delightful starbirdrampant.

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