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  1. Rec 31

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    They had one night, twenty years ago, and then nothing at all.

    Now, whether they like it or not, Aziraphale and Crowley will be stepping into a new world together.

    Can they settle the score — or will it remain unresolved?

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 27

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    Anthony Crowley has known London longer than London has known him. Every cut-through, cab rank, one-way system, theatre crowd, and hidden churchyard.

    That’s the point of the Knowledge: the grueling, multi-part test every London black cab driver has to pass, thousands of streets and landmarks learned so thoroughly the city lives inside one’s head.
    Crowley passed it years ago.

    But when he falls for Aziraphale Fell, a soft-spoken, waistcoat-wearing examiner he has absolutely no excuse to ever encounter, Crowley does the only reasonable thing — he digs out his old birth certificate, registers under a name he hasn’t used in years, and signs up to fail the Knowledge on purpose.

    Just one Appearance, he tells himself. Answer well, withdraw gracefully, ask the man out, done in twenty minutes.

    Naturally, it doesn’t go that way.

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 2

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    Aziraphale hadn’t known what it meant to be beautiful, not really, till he had been there, in the heat of the universe, watching it blossom into fruition.

    But, no, no, that isn’t right. Because he hadn’t been watching that at all, had he?

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 38

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    The buttons are missing.

    “Still… furious.”

    Likewise.”

    Three round buttons in a column. One at the top with a pearlescent sheen. One at the bottom, the red almost entirely obscured by grime. And one in the middle with swirls of green and blue representing land and sea.

    All gone. Poof. Like they were never there in the first place.

    “A total… pillock.”

    “It takes one to know one, as… as… as they say.

    The lack of buttons was the first thing Crowley had noticed when he stepped onto the lift.

    Well. Not the very first thing.


    A lift is as good a place as any for a reunion.

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Rec *

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    The Second Coming is imminent. Aziraphale and Crowley, naturally, spend four days and three nights at a motel in Palm Springs dealing with their own issues.

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    15 Jun 2026