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    It’s been three months now since Eddie moved onto the property given to him in his grandfather’s will. He’d been going through a bit of a crisis at the time, having just broken off his 3-year engagement with Myra and realized he was gay and quit his job. Everything had been very bad at the time, but Eddie had been high on the adrenaline of making drastic life choices. What he should have done, probably, was sell the property and the farmhouse and then used that money to restart his life in the city, where he had prospects and applicable skills. But instead he packed up his shit and moved to Derry, population almost-zero, to the farm he spent his summers on until his dad died and hasn’t seen since then, deciding to...become a farmer. Or something.

    OR: a sort of vaguely Stardew Valley/Harvest Moon AU, because why not

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ben Hanscom ✔ @benhandsome
    Hey @richietozier, we’re having real trouble putting together our new bookcase. Think one of the brackets is warped. Don’t suppose you have a long, rigid tool that could help us out? #dicktozier

    Richie ‘The Second Best’ Tozier ✔ @richietozier
    replying to @benhandsome

    Oh yeah, sure Ben! Always happy to help a friend out. How about this one, will it do? #dicktozier
    [attached image is a close up of Eddie’s middle finger]

    Eddie ‘The Functional’ Tozier ✔ @eddietozier
    replying to @richietozier @benhandsome

    Can I suggest this one instead? Overcompensating much, Ben? #dicktozier
    [attached image is a photo of Ben’s incredibly bulging bicep, shirtless and flexed. It looks oddly as though it might also be oiled]

    Richie Tozier, famed comedian, shy debutante and adored husband of the Internet, gets his own trending hashtag after Bill accidentally reveals too much in a DVD extra. He also gets an Oscar nomination, but no-one's talking about that. Unfortunately.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    She can hear the shower running by the time she gets home, not quite loud enough to drown out Eddie’s mostly-quiet singing - a delightful hobby he practices only when he thinks she isn’t home - and she grins to herself as she toes off her heels beside the bench in their entryway and hangs her purse from her designated hook. The apartment smells clean and the windows are thrown open to catch the cool breeze in their gauzy drapes and last pinkish-purple rays of the setting sun. There’s a bowl of popcorn Saran-wrapped and waiting on the coffee table, and the Blu-Ray player is already queued up to the Mamma Mia menu, and on the kitchen counter sits two of her empty wine glasses and an unopened bottle of red wine.

    She picks the bottle up to read the label.

    DING DONG, it reads in thin, looping font, THE DICK IS GONE.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    Louis is almost one year into his internship at St. Rita's Hospital and, barring one ill-advised hookup, has managed to keep his life drama free. Which is good, because today, his brilliant, ambitious med student sister Claudia is starting her rotation in the emergency room where he works.

    Meanwhile, the love of Lestat's life is ignoring his texts, Daniel is on the brink of divorce, and Armand is making forays into fatherhood. One shift. Twelve hours. Many emotions.

    The Pitt AU

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    22 May 2026

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    “So… Are you really single then?” Lestat asked, tucking blonde hair behind his ear. “Or do I have to kill someone?”

    Louis shrugged and gave his trademark charming Du Lac smile.

    “Right now, yes I’m single, but the end of this night who knows?”


    Louis has been a workaholic for years, with some encouragement from his siblings he takes a step back to try new things and find himself.

    When his acquaintance Madeleine calls him to pretend to be her date for a party to try to make her ex boyfriend Lestat jealous, Louis gets more than he bargained for.

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    07 May 2026