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    Shrugging one shoulder far more casually than he possibly feels, Ilya says, “I like both. Is secret, okay?”

    “Okay,” Hollander says, voice cracking.

    He doesn’t say anything else. The air’s so heavy around them that it feels like being in the middle of a scrum, the weight and heat of all those bodies pressing down on you. Danger always feels like hockey; it’s the most dangerous thing Ilya knows, except for this. Everything dangerous in his life involves men’s bodies and just how close he can get to them. Closer than he probably should.

    A year after mysteriously dropping out of the 2009 draft, Shane Hollander is signed by the Boston Raiders, right behind Ilya Rozanov. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston — but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Absolute fucking cinema

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    Remus doesn't do blind dates.

    They must be the worst possible social situation humankind has ever invented: two strangers some people have decided that maybe they should get in a committed relationship. You have two hours.

    So no, he wouldn't touch that with a ten yard stick, not if he can help it.

    But he knows better than to try and argue with Lily, so, here he is.

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    25 May 2026

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    well this is just fucking fantastic

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    When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.

    (shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)

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    15 Feb 2026

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    I want more. now.

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    Remus is big now. He’s five, and he’s never dared use a star wish before. He’s wanted to, sure. Like when Albin stole his train and broke it. Or when Marcy said she was going to tell her mum that he’d hit her, even when he didn’t. He didn’t wish on stars then, even though it seemed really important at the time.

    That should count in his favor, right? If he makes a wish now, and he never ever ever has before, it will be granted, right?

    Remus makes a wish and gains a friend.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Fuck my life this is so good

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    The Moon knows each of the stars by name, but you can't blame him for having a favorite.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    I'll tell my non- existent kids this story istfg.