DahliaParton



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    collection of fics that can be read as standalone pieces or together for the complete story

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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    The first time that Conrad steals a pair of Belly's panties, it's an accident. The second time—well, the second time is a lot less of an accident than he wants to admit.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Barry’s eyes never left her. Even behind the gaiter, she could feel the weight of it, the way he tracked every inch as she stepped into the sunlight.

    “There you go, pretty girl,” he murmured, low and syrupy, just for her. “Hurry up.”

    The words slid over her like oil. She wanted to scrub her skin raw.

    ———

    Or, Barry collects a debt from Sarah Cameron.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    obsessed forever

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    She’s buying a box of condoms when she meets him.

    “Those are shit, you know,” he says, jerking his chin at the pale purple box in her hand. “Can’t feel anything.”

    She stares at him for a moment too long. The bell above the door jingles merrily as a rowdy group of schoolboys enters the store.

    “Excuse you,” she replies, cheeks turning pink.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    “Physical desire is a perfectly manageable thing. There is no reason to perform such an act for the sake of the act itself, biologically speaking,” the elf speaks to him slowly, as one might when explaining something to a very stupid, albeit endearing, pet. “Unless one is engaged in the reproductive pursuit of conceiving a child, of course.”

    A swig of the mulled wine manages to get unpleasantly lodged in Halbrand's windpipe. “Oh,” her eyes narrow at the thinly disguised laughter in the wet of his cough; other patrons around them turning to investigate the source of such a noise. “Oh—Galadriel.”

     

    Or: Galadriel is a 5,000 year old virgin, and Halbrand decides to change that.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    When Hermione is forced to cover a Quidditch star’s every move for four months, she never expects her childhood rival Draco Malfoy to become her latest obsession. Hermione Granger thought she'd left Draco Malfoy behind in Hogwarts' past until he's the one she will write the next story about. A modern AU about falling in love at the worst possible time.

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    13 Sep 2025

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