Da_Bees
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Undertale (Video Game) (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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Just warmups that I liked enough to share but mostly star sans poly
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[Podfic] The Lone Wolf and The Hermit by Da_Bees for SilverWing15
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 May 2023
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“Grian?” someone asks, and another guy pokes his head around the corner. He’s got a fuckign moustache, like, a stereotypical handlebar moustache. Tommy didn’t think that was a thing that people actually did. “What’s with the hole?”
“Mumbo!” the avian guy--Grian?--says, “is this your wolf?”
Motherfucker.
The moustache guy, Mumbo--what kind of fucking name is that?--looks at Tommy. “Uh, no? Why do you have a wolf in a hole?”
“Well someone’s been stealing my chickens,” Grian says, “so I set a trap, but the only thing I caught was this guy here.”
“Huh, well it wasn’t me. Maybe it was the wolf?”
“They were opening the coop,” Grian says, “I’ve never seen a wolf do that, have you?”
“Well,” the moustache guy says, putting a hand to his chin, “no. But I haven’t seen anyone come over here but you either.”
In unison they both turn to him.
Fucking hell.
OR: Hermit Tommy AU but due to an Unfortunate Oops in the travel between worlds Tommy is now stuck as a wolf -
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“Oh shut up,” Siren shouted back as he began to chase Tommy around the rooftop. They managed to get across from each, bracing to tackle the other. When something happened that caused Tommy to stiffen and Siren to look at him with confusion.
His phone rang. The bubbly tune of The Able Sisters played from the phone in his pocket. The ringtone had been a joke, his favorite tune for his favorite person.
“Is your ringtone the Able Sisters?” Siren asked as if such a concept was too much for his pea brain.
Or Tommy is Vigilante, but villains are really no big deal when he deals with things like father figures, daddy issues, new siblings, and godly family members causing chaos. Poor boy.
Recent bookmarks
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A Strange Family include... by LittleNinjaSpy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Undertale (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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A strange family includes: at least four skeletons, a corrupted god and a human toddler.
When Nightmare saw baby Harry being left on the Dursley's porch while he was taking a stroll (read: scaring random people for fun), he was intrigued and disgusted that someone could leave a child like that. But when he got closer, he was surprised and worried—really worried. The child was surrounded by foreign magic and much more than what could be considered normal. So he took him; what could go wrong?
Bookmarked by Da_Bees
15 Jul 2026
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Nightmare gets drunk off the negativity Error puts out, and Error gets to hear his usually tight-lipped lover confess how deeply he adores him.
Title by "Crushed" - The Man The Myth The Meatslab
Series
- Part 2 of Rosa’s Undertale Oneshots
Bookmarked by Da_Bees
13 Jul 2026
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Girls & Boys by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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Dr Ryland Grace is a hunk of a man. After pushy colleagues mistake Grace’s attempt at social escape for a love confession, a witch hunt begins. The parents and teachers of Grover Cleveland desperately want to find out who his mysterious “partner” is, Grace just wants to enjoy dinner with his one (1) shit-stirrer of a friend.
Decades after this debacle, the log’s return to Earth, an inside joke with Rocky is misinterpreted and there is only one thing the world wants to know: who fisted Dr Captain Ryland Grace?
Or: everybody wants a piece of Grace, unfortunately for them, Grace finds sex about as arousing as RNA transcription.
Bookmarked by Da_Bees
18 Jun 2026
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@helloworld ᐧ 56 min ago
So, Minecraft’s official website is down, because people went on it en-masse to check out Dr. Grace’s account to see his skin history and absolutely demolished the servers. I know because I did the exact same thing, lmaooooooo
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Grace and Rocky's new life as youtubers, and the shenanigans thereof. Directly (VERY directly) inspired by the Fanfic "I'm Ryland Grace - AMA" written by sly_as_an_alpaca
Bookmarked by Da_Bees
18 Jun 2026
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I Really Need to Stop Making First Contact with Alien Species. by StrikerEureka511
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Avatar (Cameron Movies), Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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A few hundred years after Ryland Grace and Rocky save their stars from Astrophage and turn Ryland into an Eridian through an old Earth Project called the Avatar Program, the Eridians set out towards Earth in hopes of establishing an alliance with the aliens. On the edge of Jupiter, however, Grace ends up in a faulty escape pod and crash-lands on Pandora. Stranded on an alien world, Grace must survive until his fellow Eridians can come pick him up from the moon.
Now, if only he could convince the residents of the moon not to kill him first.- Language:
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08 Jun 2026