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Dreams of New Treasure Islands by DIYFerret for Coelasquid
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
13 Sep 2025
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Taiga's no good rotten very bad six months.
Or: Majima Goro falls in love twice.
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Sanji quietly trembled in the Baratie's kitchen, desire and duty warring plainly on his face, a longing to go and a need to stay. "I can't leave my Ma."
And here Luffy just smiled, tipping his hat back, and he grabbed Sora's hand and reached for Sanji's in turn. "That's ok! Your mom's coming too!"
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Sanji feels his cigarette start to drop from his mouth, and it startles him into action. “May I ask,” He says, slowly, “why exactly you're here?”
She grins. Big, obnoxious, every tooth in her mouth showing. “Because I’m going to be the King of the Pirates!”
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Written for owvsecret18
Gabriel Reyes knows the value of a good villain.
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It's just a small bit of porn I've been sitting on, now I can say I've contributed something to the damn fandom lmao
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Chūken Majima by Coelasquid for DIYFerret
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
13 Feb 2026
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A voyeuristic ride-along through the mind of 16 year old Majima Goro and the stories he invents to hurt his own feelings when he's left alone with his own idle thoughts for too long.
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13 Feb 2026
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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
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12 Jun 2024
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Water and Stone by eyeneversleep
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Jun 2024
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When Zoro has one foot in each world after his fight with Mihawk, Sanji's voice seems to bring him back from the brink.
Little do they know what this means and what will unfold.
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“Sleep well. They’re worried about you.”Sanji doesn’t expect a response but Zoro’s face turning in his direction with his eyes still closed like he’s looking for him somehow makes Sanji pause. Sanji furrows his brows and approaches again.
“Can you–can you hear me?” He feels like a fool saying it out loud but he swears Zoro perks up from hearing it. Sanji suddenly breaks out into a cold sweat.
“Well, this is insane.” Sanji has to voice out loud the complete obvious.
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06 Jun 2024
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“I used to ask Judge every day what I did to deserve this,” King thunders. “Do you know what he finally told me?!”
Sanji’s chest wracks with something dangerously close to a sob. “He said it’s because you were born!”
And despite all his grace, King stumbles –– like an angel cast out of heaven, taking his first wobbly steps on mortal ground. It’s clear he thought the question was rhetorical from the way he wavers, “How did you know that?” like he hadn’t even expected an answer, let alone the right one.
Sanji tries to respond, but he looks at King and sees a twisted science experiment, and sees––god, fuck, himself. Sees a man who spent his childhood strapped to a surgical table, and it was the closest thing he had to being held.
This is it. He has nothing left to hide. Sanji reaches a precious hand into the Pandora’s box inside his soul and rips it open, lets the ruins fly.
“Because he said the same thing to me!”
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In an alternate universe, King fights Sanji instead of Zoro during the Raid on Onigashima. There, they discover how true the phrase 'I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy' can really be.
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12 May 2024
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Balancing Act by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
21 Oct 2023
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Zoro doesn't know how to accept help, Sanji puts him in his place.
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21 Oct 2023