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    Shane crosses the room and grabs a chair from the corner, dragging it into the center of the room.

    Right next to the foot of the bed.

    He pats the back of the chair, making sure to keep his expression neutral. “Sit,” he instructs, sounding more confident than he feels.

    Ilya raises an eyebrow but gets to his feet. “You do not want me on the bed?” He asks, sounding more than a little confused.

    “No,” Shane replies simply, patting the chair again.

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    Or: When Ilya shows up unexpectedly at his door, Shane finally gets sweet revenge for Las Vegas.

    Or or: They didn’t even kiss, and Shane takes that personally.

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Ilya began to feel something like horror take seed in his chest. "So then she thinks... she thinks Shane takes care of both of us?"

    Harris, completely grinning again, said: "Dogs watch people, Ilya. They learn social relationships and learn who listens to whom."

    Then the fatal blow: "From Anya's perspective, Shane comes into the home, distributes resources, organises activities, corrects behaviour, establishes most routine, —“

    "And tells you both what to do." Harris finished. "And both of you listen."

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    Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog And Anya Knows It

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    19 Jul 2026

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    The Centaurs stay in a hotel that's been overbooked. That means they have two less rooms then what was planned. The Hockey husbands have to room with Bood. Now Bood is a witness to their nighttime routine. And how...soft Ilya is with his husband. It makes him miss his wife.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked
    Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs?
    Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries????

    Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

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