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  1. Rec *

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    "I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.

    Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...

    But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?

     

    *Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...

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    17 Jun 2026

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    What should have been a simple night at an auction house - pick up anything too dangerous to be left lying around, watch a bunch of humans argue over fake occult items and then return to the bookstore with Aziraphale for copious amounts of alcohol - goes terribly wrong when Crowley discovers the auction house owner, Mallory, is hiding something far more dangerous in his vault than he was letting on.

    An Ethereal something to be exact.

    Which leaves Crowley to wonder - how exactly did he not realise Aziraphale was missing?

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “Angel, can you stand?” Aziraphale blinked, but the world didn’t want to stick together. “Aziraphale, can you stand?”

    He frowned. Confused. “Cro– Crowley?”

    The demon shushed him with a hiss. “We need to go.”

    Go? He hesitated, wavering. “Where?” He didn’t want to move.

    But Crowley was insistent, tugging at his arm. “We’re going to get you home, promise.”

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    In which Aziraphale is kidnapped, and Crowley mounts a one demon rescue mission to see his angel safely home.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "Which Duke do you work under?" Azirafell asked conversationally, snapping a mug of something hot and sweet into existence and taking a sip. "Because I do hope they're considering you for promotion."

    "Ngh?" Raphael blinked, feeling a little like the muddy rug had been pulled out from beneath him. "What?"

    "Well, an enterprising young demon like you…" Azirafell smiled at him in a way that was all Lecherous Temptation, Raphael could tell from the detestable effect it had on the very pit of his stomach. "...ought to go places, in my humble opinion."

    "Hah." Said Raphael, very lost. "Demon?"

     

     

    In which the Archangel Raphael watches over humanity, prevents the End of the World, and spends 6000 years falling in love with a demon who doesn't even know his real name.
    It's fine...
    ...until Heaven finds out, that is.

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 91

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    Aziraphale was gone. Not gone from the bed, or gone for pastries. Not stepped out for a few, just gone.

    Crowley closed his eyes, reaching past his flesh through the material world. There was no one in the shop. Humans crowded the street outside, bright sparks in their brief mortal cloaks; he flowed around them, reaching out, searching. No angel.

    Crowley snapped back into his body already fighting down panic. His angel (my angel, he thought, possessively. Mine.) was competent and strong. He was okay. Clearly, he'd just... popped out somewhere. Somewhere out of this plane. Without saying anything. To somewhere that wanted to kill him....

    Panic was winning.

    (Or, when Aziraphale disappears Crowley has to find a way to bring him home and, once he comes home, bring him home again.)

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    29 Apr 2026