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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    At age twenty-five (almost), Gojo Satoru is told earth shattering news by his father, the head of the Gojo clan: Satoru is scheduled for an arranged marriage between himself and Mei Mei. After being told this, he runs away from his father and Jujutsu society, ending up a florist by sheer happenstance. Bad news for his big, aching gay heart, a beautiful man with a questionable past named Geto Suguru works as a tattoo artist right next door.

    At the age of twenty four, Geto Suguru's life is finally stable: he's got a steady income, a place to live, a task trained service dog, a found family and a goal: to get a larger apartment so he can take in Nanako and Mimiko. The weird creatures he hallucinates barely bother him anymore. But what happens when the walking disaster Gojo Satoru walks into his stable life and turns it upside down?
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    i got busy and then fell out of the jjk fandom. its likely ill pick this sucker back up at some point, sometimes i dont touch a work for years and then i suddenly come back to it.|

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Madara finds Tobirama healing an Uchiha child.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.

    “Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.

    “No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.

    “It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.

    “Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.

    “Yeah.” Satoru says.

    Suguru glares even harder.

    “Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.

    “I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    The first time it happens, it's a mistake; Tobirama doesn't mean for his battlefield banter to turn into dirty talk.

    But after a while, it's just too entertaining to stop.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “I don’t have a thing for other alphas in general," Satoru says, "Just him. I have a thing for Suguru.”

    Shoko laughs, and pushes his head off her lap. She gets up to get her cigarettes, opens the sliding door towards her room’s little balcony and leans against the frame of it.

    “What is it about Suguru that makes everyone’s brain light up like New Year’s? I’ve had a crush on him since I first saw him. I like him more than I like you, you know.”

    Satoru thinks he should be insulted, but he gets it.

    “It’s the hair, isn't it?”

    “I can't explain it, but Suguru looks like all the yandere love interests in my otome games."

    Satoru gets up on his elbows and eyes her suspiciously. Shoko’s continuous obsession for ero-games and romanceable yandere girls is well documented.

    “You mean the ones that end up killing you?”

    “I’d let Suguru kill me,” she says dreamily, “You wouldn’t get it.”

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    Satoru, Suguru and Shoko, and the messy codependency between them

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    11 Jun 2026