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Wherein Reid feels like 6th grade girl, the girls squee from time to time, and there are little blue drinks.
*the beginning of this fix is 1,000,000% inspired by a sports night fic that is amazing
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01 Jul 2026
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5 Mandatory Events at the FBI Regional Training Seminar by travelinthedark
Fandoms: Criminal Minds
16 Feb 2011
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“Hey guys!” Jeff’s voice is just as upbeat as it was when he was telling the entire conference room about the wonders of community stewardship and his volunteer work as a ‘Big Brother.’ It’s also just as loud, and Hotch wonders if the guy realizes he doesn’t have to shout at people who are less than five feet away from him. “Are you ready to come up and add your ideas to the aspirations board?”
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29 Jun 2026
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“So,” Reid says, eyeing Hotch warily, “I’m going to leave you here to freak out as you slowly realize that we’ve been dating for a while and you just didn’t know it.” Featuring oblivious!Hotch and aggressive!Reid.
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29 Jun 2026
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Spock decides to start utilizing emojis during intraship messaging in an attempt to better communicate with human colleagues.
Reactions are mixed, but Kirk wholly approves of the results.
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17 Feb 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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03 Jan 2026
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"There we go," Spike breathed, damp and really, really good against Xander's suddenly incredibly sensitive neck.
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22 Aug 2025
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Xander gets hit with venomous slime, and has quite an unusual reaction.
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22 Aug 2025
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Trust Harris to come through the portal fucked up somehow.
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11 Aug 2025
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Spike catches Xander reading a book on seducing non-mortals, and offers three nights of hands-on "lessons" in the subject-- which is just wonderful, since the non-mortal Xander had been hoping to seduce was Spike.
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10 Aug 2025
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This fic begins in December of BtVS S7. On a whim, Xander buys a Christmas present for Spike, and the gift has unforeseen consequences.
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10 Aug 2025
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Xander's love-life gets arranged without his knowledge.
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09 Aug 2025
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While out for a little stroll, Spike encounters an old enemy who decides Spike needs to... Grow up.
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07 Aug 2025
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Spike knows he's just a stop-gap for other people. They come, he loves them, they go. Never has anyone stayed for him. Not when he showed them who he really is underneath all the bleach and bad attitude. Xander Harris is no different.
Until he is.
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07 Aug 2025
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'One girl' in all the world became 'many girls' became 'one boy'.
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- Part 3 of Bridges 'verse
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06 Aug 2025
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During the summer after Buffy's death after the end of Season 5, Xander finds himself stuck in some kind of time loop with Spike. How can Xander stop the time loop? And what is causing it?
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05 Aug 2025
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Welcome to Loserville. Population: two.
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03 Aug 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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29 Jul 2025
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Murderbot needs Gurathin's help, but he's busy. Turns out he has... other friends? Besides Ratthi and Pin-Lee? That doesn't sound right.
Murderbot needs to get to the bottom of this.
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22 May 2025
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Murderbot gets a little more comfortable bending the rules right in front of people.
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- Part 12 of After Hacking
- Part 14 of Gamebird's Cinematic Universe for TMBD
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21 May 2025
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If This Story Had A Title Then I Forgot by CompletelyDifferent
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Aug 2022
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Murderbot is at a party.
This is not a normal state of affairs for SecUnits. Neither is the comfy clothes or the sitting or the way the humans keep smiling in its general direction. The smiling, it suspects, will stop, if/when they realise their SecUnit has suffered some sort of catastrophic glitch and has no idea where it is or the specifics of its current assignment.
So it's not going to let them find out.
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19 May 2025