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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    I could maybe appreciate the occasional need for something tactile, considering the spiral I was still recovering from.

    SecUnit discovers that touch might actually feel good, sometimes. Under very specific circumstances. With very specific people.

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    “Rumour has it, the White Wolf himself arrived this morning,” Essi says. “By portal, or there would have been a whole procession. Anyway, there were two witchers at the Academy, and they were asking about you.”

    “Me?”

    Essi holds out a sheet of paper without a word.

    It’s a bulletin board notice. Wanted Alive, it says. The Sandpiper. By order of the White Wolf, Warlord of the North. Below is an engraving of a wolf head, snarling and almost audibly growling.

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    25 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    When Lord Julian Alfred Pankratz was five years old his parents were brutally murdered in front of him, leaving him to navigate life with a shattered mind and a hazy notion that he may be more than what his minders have told him.

    Thirty years later, with Jaskier hounded by an obsessed fan, Julian dreams of returning home, certain they’ll find their destiny there.

    Geralt Wolfe, gun-for-hire on the verge of calling it quits, can’t find it in himself to refuse to watch over the beautiful but fractured soul whose life intersects his in ways neither of them are prepared for.

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    "Geralt is able to scent the guilt on a lying man from ten feet away, to catch sight of half a pawprint in the undergrowth in the dead of night, to know when to lean back before the coming blade can cut through his throat. Much of it comes from his training at Kaer Morhen, where his instincts were honed and enhanced, but even more comes from his travels and experiences while walking the Path. Geralt notices things, because not noticing means death.

    He does not notice the lack of singing."

     

    Something is very wrong with Jaskier.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

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    18 Sep 2025