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    “Is Rozanov our Captain-in-law now?” a bright-eyed rookie asked, raised hand and all.

    “I don’t know.” Shane said helplessly.

    “Ha! Can I call him that just to see his face?” Drapeau said, an evil grin on his face.

    “Be my guest?” Shane said, looking at the ceiling. What even is happening now. “Do you have any questions for me that doesn’t involve chirping at him?”

    “Yeah, can I drive his Veneno?”

    Everyone turned to Comeau.

    “What? Figured since he’s dating our Captain we have to get some perks. I wanna drive his Lamborghini Veneno, it’s one of nine ever made. I call dibs!”

    The room exploded with eager voices.

    The Montreal Voyageurs share one brain cell, and Shane has permanent custody of it. Fortunately for him, that means they can’t be homophobic if they’re too himbo to understand hate.

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Bonus scene added 19/06/2026

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    24 Jun 2026

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    There was something wrong with Shane Hollander.

    He had known it since he was young.

    Most people-most kids, in general-had different hobbies and interests. Their attention drifted from one thing to another. They became fascinated with something for a few weeks, only to abandon it for the next shiny obsession that caught their eye.

    Shane had never been like that.

    When it came to him, there was only ever one thing: hockey.

    Obsessive.

    That was the word most people used when referring to his temperament.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change.

     

    Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice.

    The other fans are starting to notice.

    aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan

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    21 Jun 2026