20 Works by Conn_sequences

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    One time OJ tried asking, and one time it was too late.

    Or,
    After the show ended, everyone built their own lifes. OJ because a wealthy businessman, Mephone became a successful show host and actor. They ended up crossing paths again. Things seem to go well, but really, something is wrong. Very wrong.

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    After seasons and seasons, Mephone's show, Inanimate Insanity has ended. Now he's staying at OJ's hotel with contestants who want him dead, and that's exactly what Mephone wants.

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    1/?
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    . - anathema
    anath·​e·​ma
    someone or something intensely disliked or
    loathed

    OJ co-hosted season two, then went on to co-host season three. While he finds Mephone unbearable, it's for business. And, maybe, just maybe, he cares about him a tiny bit.

    Mephone is struggling, but he refuses to admit the fact. He's fine, and he doesn't need anyone's help. Certainly not OJ's.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    158
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    6
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    OJ was a contestant for season one, but now he's co-hosting. What happens when someone who doesn't like caring finds someone he cant help but care for?

    If I had to give an opinion on Mephone, I would say the guy was quite alright. I had found the host annoying during season one, but now I was co-hosting, Mephone was quite growing on me.

    He wasn't all that bad to work with.
    But I would not be getting attached to him any time soon.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The show 'Inanimate Insanity' has just wrapped its second season. With Mephone as it's host, and OJ as its co-host. To celebrate, they all go to a bar.
    Meanwhile, OJ is struggling with feelings towards a certain someone.
    But OJ is straight, right?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    37
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    298
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    give me requests of things to write,,, please,,, I want to write

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    2/?
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    11
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    13
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    Mephone is getting better.

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    Mephone and OJ get drunk with 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒘. They play seven minutes in heaven, which very conveniently leads to Mephone and OJ in a closet together. I think you can see where this is going.

    Mephone couldn't help but be aware of how close they were right now. He also couldn't help but wonder if OJ was a good kisser. Poor bastard has probably never kissed anyone in his life. He noticed OJ kept glancing up at his lips, then shuffling.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    55
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    Mephone and OJ end up picking blackberries together.

    "Hello? Can I help you?" Mephone said, voice cracking half way through.
    "You're really bad at this, you know. You're not doing it right," OJ chided. "It's embarrassing to watch."
    "Wow. Didn't know blackberry picking was a sport. Didn't know you were the professional." OJ's shoulder was still touching his. His skin was prickling. He wished he would move away, but at the same time he didn't.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    174
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    Suicide, to Mephone had never been a matter of if. It had been a matter of when. Not a question: a guarantee.

    OJ is there. But Mephone made up his mind a long time ago, and he's not changing it. He always knew it was an inevitability.

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    47
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    4
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    Since the death of God, there's been a vacancy open! You can fill that void. Here's how!

    Mephone4 and OJ host the show 'Inanimate Insanity'. A normal, regular reality TV show. Everyone is happy, and there is nothing wrong! After all, routine and order makes everything a-okay.

    A good con man takes a little bit of truth and a lot of lies and pulls the wool over the eyes of the ignorant.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Mephone wants to kill himself, but OJ isn't letting that happen.

    Mephone was full-on sobbing now. Loud, ugly sobs clawing their way out, waves of desperate heaves, choked emotions hurtling out in screeches. He buried his head in deeper, curled in further. He looked so small, so human. It was unlike the Mephone he was used to on the show, the forced bravado, the constant jokes, the bragging.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Ethereal dust of the remnants of touch was a mesmerising powder caking every inch of skin. Warm breath fanned onto Mephone's ear as lulling words were whispered and sent him into a trance he never wished to leave.

    [Previously named 'self harmageddon' but I renamed it because I wanted to]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    MePad is dead. Mephone does not take that well.

    It was the last straw. Mepad was the hand keeping Mephone from slipping off the cliff, and now he had fallen.

    And he kept falling.

    Down, down, down. Getting deeper down every day. And he didn't think the descent would ever end.

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    It's raining. Mephone is feeling lonely, so he goes for a walk.

    The forest was gloomy, and the smell of damp soil and rain was permeating the air. Mephone listened as the ground below his feet squelched and crunched, a constant rhythm that soon enough became comforting in its familiarity. The shower from the sky bathed and cleansed him, and the unrelenting pattering was a soothing noise.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Forever isn't a probable.

    OJ's arm is slung around his shoulder, and their bodies are touching, Mephone curling into the man's side. Despite the cold, he feels warm inside.

    Looking up at the sky, Mephone acknowledges how pretty it is. A pitch blackness, fading into deep purples. Stars peppered and sprayed in patches and sprinkles, glowing gently.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    156
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    A big problem of Mephone's: he snaps when he's stressed. And he tends to get stressed often. Every single thing seems annoying and load and overbearing when he's nervous. So he gets mean.

    Mephone, head in palm, was pacing around, the dry grass and flimsy daisies brushing against his black shoes that really needed polishing. The man's face was scrunched up, muscles taut and his strides clunky.

    The contestants were stood before him, their silence stetching strained like a string at the verge of snapping suddenly.

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    English
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    1,086
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    153
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    "I'm sorry" wasn't enough. Cobs had said that many times, while wiping the blood of Mephone's face, while trying to pick back up the words that had left his mouth. But wiping the blood doesn't make the cut go away. Picking the words back up doesn't change the fact that you dropped them.

    Or, Mephone kills Cobs.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    Mephone's contestants got deleted, he's back with his creator, and now he has to make a fourth season of inanimate insanity, with different people as contestants. But, things don't exactly go to plan; the old contestants come back.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    410
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    Mephone and OJ being in love. Set during season three.
    - - - -

    "And the warm fuzziness that spread through him, the sense of belonging, the joy of being so close to the man he yearned for, that felt even better."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    208

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