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The Best Little Whorehouse in Westview by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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She doesn’t even get to order the damned beer before there’s a blood-curdling scream from upstairs, and she’s off like a shot.
Halfway up, she’s met by none other than Madam Rio, and Rio looks fit to kill. Agatha has the fleeting notion she’s about to be shoved down the stairs and instinctively sidesteps as Rio gets close.
“That you screamin’?” she asks.
“You don’t know my scream by now?” Rio snaps.
Agatha hooks her thumbs in her belt loops and puffs out her cheeks. “I s’pose y’do it often enough, I ought to know it. What’s wrong this time?”
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Agatha Harkness is the sheriff of Westview, a small town that flourishes due to the whorehouse above the saloon. Now, Agatha’s not against the idea of the sex industry providing the funds to pay her salary and keep her comfortable… she just can’t fucking stand Madam Rio Vidal, the infuriating, reckless, devil-may-care woman who runs the business. Rio doesn’t listen, doesn’t respect Agatha and doesn’t take no for an answer. But when something threatens the town in general and Rio specifically, Agatha will have to put her feelings aside, or at least find a way to make their antagonism work in her favor to protect Rio and preserve their way of life.- Language:
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03 Jun 2026
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“I did not enter this marriage under grounds of love or other frivolous feelings,” Rio said, voice steady. “It was an act of duty. Nothing more.”
Agatha tilted her head, folding her arms.
“You paid quite a high price for ‘nothing more’, Your Majesty.”Rio’s jaw twitched. Her eyes sharpened into something dangerous. Controlled but cracking.
Agatha felt it. The shift, the restraint, the want.
She wanted to break it.
She wanted to own it.OR
With the king dead and the kingdom on the brink, Princess Agatha is placed on the auction block — a pawn to be bartered for power, her hand sold to the highest bidder.
She expects a life of misery. Obedience. Silence.
She does not expect Rio Vidal. The cold, revered queen of a neighbouring realm. A warrior cloaked in shadows and secrets. A woman who seems determined to keep her at arm’s length.
Their marriage is a weapon. A wall. A vow.
But no walls are strong enough to stop what is destined to grow between them.
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01 Jun 2026
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one good honest kiss (and i'll be alright) by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
03 Nov 2024
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For the only entity present from the Big Bang’s explosive start to the heat death of the multiverse, what use is memory? What good is nostalgia, letting a few precious recollections rise above the endless others, for a being who’s experienced every moment in the tender and bloody tapestry of history?
Rio doesn’t know. (There are mysteries that evade even Death’s understanding, after all.) All she knows is that, try as she might to let time bury them, five memories perpetually swirl in the ether of her non-brain: five existence-altering moments of kissing her beloved witch-killer.
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01 Jun 2026
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If You're Not Falling, You're Not Climbing by TheWitchesWife
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 May 2026
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Rio is new to rock-climbing, but quickly fell in love with the sport. Her friend tried to get her into it as a way to meet people, but Rio is pretty uninterested in socialising. However, one climber whose strength (and beauty) Rio admires has other plans.
Or: Rock climbing AU no one asked for.
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01 Jun 2026
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The camera followed Vidal as she returned to her bag and pulled out a bottle of water, speaking quietly to a linesman who approached her with an umbrella for shade.
Agatha expected her to take a swig, she couldn’t imagine how thirsty she must be after playing in this heat, but instead she closed her eyes, tilted her head back and squeezed the water over her face.
Agatha’s eyes widened. She was suddenly grateful for the sunglasses hiding half her face.
Vidal shook the droplets off and then lifted the hem of her shirt to wipe the excess from her chin, briefly exposing her abs and the bottom of her sports bra.
Agatha was finally starting to understand the appeal of this game.
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Agatha Harkness is engaged to tennis world champion, Wanda Maximoff. When an underdog emerges and threatens to steal Wanda’s crown, Agatha reluctantly agrees to spy on her.
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20 Apr 2026
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It begins, like most things do, as a dream.
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17 Mar 2026
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stripper rio + jen’s famously hot friend agatha
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03 Mar 2026
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rio’s brain + agatha’s face. a match made for television.
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03 Mar 2026
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“What if you had a choice right now?” Billy asks.
“Depends. How many irritating questions are you forcing me to answer, in this hypothetical situation?”
“I’m serious,” Billy says, and he looks serious. There’s a strange gleam in his eye. A very 'Take me to the Witches’ Road' sort of gleam. “Would you hop back in your body right now, if you could?”
Agatha sits up. “Depends,” she says again. “Are we still talking hypotheticals?”
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After the events of 'real hot ghoul shit,' Billy attempts to use his Chaos magic to get Agatha back in her body. It doesn't exactly go as planned.
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- Part 3 of post-canon ghoulniverse
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Millionaire hotelier Rio Vidal always gets what she wants.
This time she wants Agatha Harkness, former rich kid turned literature professor.
Only Agatha isn't going to make it easy for her.- Language:
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16 Feb 2026
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when there's nothing between your skin and my hands by the_gay_possum
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Agnes O'Connor is Wanda's hoot of a neighbour. Agatha Harkness wants to steal the Scarlet Witch's power. Rio Vidal just wants to spend time with Agatha, no matter what she's calling herself
‘You see, there’s no room for you in this little narrative,’ she purred. ‘Agnes, she has a husband. It’s the fifties, sweetheart, I can’t be swanning about with my lesbian lover. What would the neighbours think?’ She dropped her jaw, feigning shock.
‘What’s his name?’
‘I told Wanda that his name was Ralph.’
Rio nodded. ‘I can handle that.’
Agatha arched a brow. She stepped even closer into Rio’s space.
‘Oh, you want to be Ralph? Hmm? You want to play house and tie me down in some other woman’s fantasy?’Agatha Harkness arrives in Westview looking to cause chaos and steal Wanda’s power. Her plans are changed when Rio joins her and they decide to put aside their differences in the name of fucking with Wanda and fucking each other. Always a performer at heart however, they can't begin until Agatha is sure they both know their new characters inside and out.
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09 Feb 2026
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Death is a Dialogue by RhodiumDark
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Jan 2026
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Four times Agatha and Rio created and lost life. And one time they almost didn't.
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During a short trip to Salem, Rio Vidal finds herself sent back to 1693. There, she meets Agatha Harkness, and suddenly time travel isn't the only thing turning her world upside down.
Will she make it back home, or will the past be too compelling to leave?Bookmarked by Colourscale
06 Feb 2026
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Rio Vidal is a part-time journalist, full-time cryptid hunter, and unapologetic believer in things that go bump in the night. When she’s sent to profile the reclusive new owner of the Harkness Estate, she expects velvet curtains and perhaps a mild haunting. All part of the job.
She finds Agatha Harkness—a centuries-old, unrepentant, and alarmingly forward vampire.
They thirst for answers. And share a taste for blood.
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05 Jan 2026
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"That body is as much yours as it has ever been mine. More, maybe."
Agatha blinks. "That would mean something to me if you weren’t a massive freak of nature, honey."or: the one where Rio is Bigfoot
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Belatedly, Agatha realizes she’s nervous. She never gave Rio an answer one way or the other– not deeming the situation serious enough to unblock her number– but now she has the sudden burning fear that maybe Rio won’t be here after all and she’ll have to do this by herself.
She thinks she might throw up her coffee in the decorative, half-dead bushes lining the parking lot at the thought, but then Agatha sees her.
Leaning against the building just to the side of the front doors, face drawn in concentration beneath her sunglasses as she talks into her cell phone, her free arm crossed over her chest while her hand gesticulates in time with her words. She taps one brown loafer-clad foot against the concrete, clearly displeased with whoever she's talking to. The sunlight catches on the defined muscles of her arms, golden bronze and mouthwatering.
The moment Rio sees her she lifts the sunglasses from her face, meeting Agatha’s eyes and quickly wrapping up her conversation. She was waiting for me, Agatha realizes. Unsure what to do with that, she simply crosses the lot to meet her.
Or: The one where an estranged Agatha & Rio find themselves joining a class action lawsuit together.
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it's never quite as it seems (hi—you've got mail) by 0hroosje
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
10 Feb 2025
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Agatha Harkness is the CEO of a massive bookstore chain, and Rio Vidal is the owner of a small book shop she’s driving out of business. In person, they cannot stand each other—but online? They’re unknowingly connecting as TheGreenWitch and DTWR.
Then Agatha discovers Rio’s true identity, and realizes she’s falling for the person who hates her most.
you’ve got mail but make it agathario
there is now a russian translation for this work! <3
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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“Com—” Her voice cracks, and she clears her throat. “Come in!”
“Nice save,” Agatha whispers sarcastically.
“Shut up,” the girl snaps, whipping her head around to shoot Agatha a glare that could kill, hissing through her teeth.
Then, the door creaks open slowly, the sound dragging out in the thick silence. Every second feels like an eternity to Agatha, her heart pounding in her chest as she holds her breath, staring at the door. The anticipation is unbearable, the tension in the air palpable.
And then, she sees her.
Rio.
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My take on what happens post finale. Come on in, the water’s fine:)))