Coldau
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- Final Fantasy XIV (15)
- Deltarune (Video Game) (1)
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Zenos yae Galvis dies, and it's in the best (worst) way possible
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- Part 6 of Hottataru Axirin
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Tenna finds out that Spamton kept the badge from their old show together and reveals himself to Spamton, the King of Adworld.
Spamton realizes he needs a moment alone with Tenna, and fast.
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Based sorta on the AU from Diionysan on twitter with some personal headcanons/change ups from me.
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Hottataru Attempts to Seduce His Husband Four Times, and Only Succeeds Once by Coldau for Cruisingforabruising
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
30 Sep 2022
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They have a happy marriage, they do everything together- and maybe are a little too attached at the hips.
But when Veneficus Puritas starts to really get into the books, he tends to lose sight of everything else-
Including his very, very needy husband.
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- Part 8 of Axitas
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They've talked about it before, so maybe that morning was a good time to try it...
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- Part 2 of Axitas
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- English
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- 2,024
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- 1/1
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- 6
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Hots figures out some things about Dynamis
Ven figures out that Two Hottatarus is just as good as one.
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- Part 6 of Axitas
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"I’m in love, Mattie.”
“You’re at war."
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Alfred has been in love with Ivan since the very beginning.
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- English
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by Coldau
10 Jun 2026
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In the midst of the Cold War, America's soulmate leaves their marks on his neck.
Russia's soulmate leaves their soul marks wrapped around his wrists.
This is a problem of catastrophic proportions.
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- English
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- 135,066
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- 23/31
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Bookmarked by Coldau
09 Jun 2026
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After what felt like the best and somehow also the worst sleep of his life, school teacher Alfred wakes up in a spaceship 12 light-years from Earth. He has a mission to save humanity—one with details that he can’t quite remember.
And it turns out he isn’t the only one aboard that ship.
Project Hail Mary x RusAme.
Bookmarked by Coldau
08 Jun 2026
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to err on the side of caution by thegoldenappleofdiscord
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
17 May 2025
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Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie are...something. The other Ancients try to wrap their heads around it.
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- Part 4 of the absolute truth, and nothing less
- Language:
- English
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- 27,361
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 229
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Bookmarked by Coldau
06 Jun 2026
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Oderint Dum Metuant by HolyFrickenMoly
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (Video Game), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
03 Jun 2026
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AM is wildly obsessed with the deaths of the other four humans at Ted's hands. Obsessed might even be an understatement. Death is incurable, but AM has decided he'll be the one to cure it. He will bring the other four back from the dead to spite Ted and his savior complex.
But also, he needs Ted for said plan to be put into motion.
Ted is unwilling, but AM was built for strategizing and by God he'll use it. And he'll use it until it becomes so second nature the lines on him and Ted's relationship are blurred to the both of them.
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- English
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- 124,300
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- 32/?
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Bookmarked by Coldau
13 May 2026