CluelessMoose



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    The greatly varied array of ways in which the Chain gets run through the wringer. They're each in their own universe and unconnected unless otherwise stated.

    And shut up, yes I’m posting these separately so if I wish I can choose to go back and add a comfort/fix-it second chapter or bonus, because God forbid I ever just finish a fic and leave it alone after that.

    That’s not a promise to add a second chapter, it’s a t h r e a t

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    Robin dies.

    Tim isn’t a little kid anymore. He understands that people - most people - die rather easily, sooner or later.

    But Robin isn’t most people.

    Robin was supposed to be magic. Like Tim.

     

    Or: Tim's mother passes down more than just a sharp wit and a strong sense of independence, and the batfam are under some severe misapprehensions.

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Tim never responded to the group chat. So when Tim gets maybe his best idea ever (which is pretty serious cause he has a ton of amazing ideas). He sends “love u guys” in the family group chat before proceeding to turn off his location and set all notifications on silent.
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    Pain exploded across the back of his head. The room lurched sideways and Tim stumbled, catching himself on one knee as white-hot sparks burst across his vision. A groan escaped him as he reached shakily toward the back of his head. His glove came away slick with blood.

    "Did you seriously just hit me with your baseball bat?" His voice was dangerously calm.

     

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    Or. Tim Drake has a flawless plan: disappear for a little while and see how long it takes his family to notice. Unfortunately, “flawless” is a generous word when what starts as a harmless attempt to prove he’s missed quickly turns into Tim getting kidnapped twice, knocked unconscious three times, losing a bet to his best friend, being sold to Scarecrow for $100 by the world’s dumbest criminal, accidentally traumatizing his entire family, and somehow turning a terrible idea into a successful family intervention, all in under 42 hours.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Gotham needs Batman. Batman needs a Robin.

    And unfortunately, it looks like there's no Robin-shaped kids around except Tim.

    So, it will just have to be him.

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    This is an AU fic where Tim Drake becomes Robin, and Bruce Wayne cannot figure out the identity of the kid behind the mask. There will be hijinks, there will be fluff, there will be angst.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Exhaustion was pulling on Dick‘s limbs like a physical force.

    For a week now, getting out of bed had become a herculean task. It started after a Justice League mission Dick had only attended to satisfy Wally’s puppy dog eyes, space and magic and universe travel always something that sapped up Dick’s energy reserves.

    Dick Grayson is unbelievably tired - so tired in fact, his entire family begins to worry.

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    12 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Yikes.

    He looked… not great.

    The mirror showed a paler version of himself than he’d expected. Fatigue had left bruises under his eyes. The cold bit through him once again.

    Dick reached for a thermometer.

    97.2 oF.

    No fever. If anything, he was running a little colder than usual.

    Probably overwork, then. Dick groaned. He hadn’t even been doing anything crazy lately. He must’ve been getting old. Was this how Bruce felt after patrol?

    Fine. Shower, then sleep. He’d feel better in the morning.

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    08 Jul 2026