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In which two deeply damaged people try, badly, to offer each other olive branches without mistaking them for weapons--or turning it into a sex thing.
(It's definitely a sex thing.)
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(Trans!Grace repeatedly gets the rug pulled out from under him. Simon continues to require several therapists. Unfortunately, there are still no therapists on Erid.)
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- Part 4 of The Butcher and the Lamb
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- 24/?
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Bookmarked by Choffee
15 Jul 2026
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“You should be grateful I just risked my life to save your ungrateful ass!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Grace snapped. “What do you want, a medal for your heroic efforts? Should I get on my knees and thank you? ‘Oh my hero, please let me blow you as a reward’?”
“Would be nice.”
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Simon sees Grace do something stupid, and it leads to an unexpected offer. Turns out being stuck in a biodome with this guy might be interesting. (Trans!Grace, but it doesn't really come up.)
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- Part 1 of The Butcher and the Lamb
Bookmarked by Choffee
13 Jul 2026
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let the dirt hang heavy in your chest (or: i'm their perfect little cosmic canine) by one_billion_marbles
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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Simon focused on the view. So many stars. They were beautiful, and he was happy they'd be the last thing he'd see.
"I'm ready." Simon whispered into the still air. The combing stopped, and Simon mourned the loss immediately.
"You can kill me now."
AKA: What if Simon misinterpreted why Grace was showing him the Greenhouse? Our bodies become the soil, after all.Bookmarked by Choffee
13 Jul 2026
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Gods Name by AustinTheRustySpoon
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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After being turned into a logic-defying monster, Simon finds himself crawling into a different reality. One where the stars still remain. Even if they are fading.
Simon was no longer human. So why was he so desperate to connect with Grace?
Also know as:
Solving centuries of trauma surrounding eldritch horror gods by befriending a space man and a rock.
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- Part 1 of Gods Name
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,273
- Chapters:
- 21/?
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- 1
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- 1,361
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- 2,809
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Bookmarked by Choffee
13 Jul 2026
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Delusions Like Love and Stars by Bibarian
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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Simon knew better than to trust the intentions of the man who saved him. Everyone wanted something. Even Ryland Grace, who had a ship full of everything a man could need. The only thing the scientist lacked was human company.
Which meant that Grace wanted something only another person could give.
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- English
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- 10,522
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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12 Jul 2026
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rearranging furniture by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Simon and Grace made it up and out of the blood ocean and into the hands of the COI.
Lets see how far they can go beyond the original pages of the story.
(A continuation of "virtual insanity", where Ryland Grace with fresh amnesia is plopped into the SM-13 and has to survive with our local doomed convict, Simon. Now, they're part of the COI and must deal with the fallout of that survival)
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- Part 2 of Say Grace
- Language:
- English
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- 17,850
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- 3/?
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- 304
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- 1,123
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Bookmarked by Choffee
08 Jul 2026
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virtual insanity by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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Simon just irradiated 3 people and got dropped back into the blood ocean. He'd love to wallow in his mistakes, but there's something shifting just behind the wall...
Ryland Grace does not know that "Ryland Grace" is his name, nor does he know where he is or who the hell this scrappy man is next to him.
(Freshly amnesia-d Grace appears in the SM-13, and now they BOTH have to deal with it)
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- Part 1 of Say Grace
- Language:
- English
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- 44,038
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1,449
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- 3,730
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Bookmarked by Choffee
06 Jul 2026
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losing streak by rosysoleil
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jul 2026
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“Is it okay if I touch you?” the man breathes.
Simon doesn't know why he asks. No, it's not okay. None of this is okay.
“Please,” he continues when Simon doesn't respond. “I-I need permission.”
Simon closes his eyes. It's his own type of silent defiance. If this man isn't just fucking with him – if he does, for some strange reason, feel bad or guilty about capturing him, then good. Let him drown in it.
Simon is captured by a compulsive liar who, bafflingly, gives him food, smiles at him, and pretends the Quiet Rapture never happened.
Grace saves the life of a violent human who seems to be under the terrifying delusion that every star and planet has disappeared without a trace.
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- English
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- 33,865
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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- 675
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- 3,152
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- 40,708
Bookmarked by Choffee
05 Jul 2026
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Various Way to Fist Your Alien Friend's Bump by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Jun 2026
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Rocky explore Grace's body, Grace may or may not used Rocky as a vibrator.
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- English
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- 13/?
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- 265
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- 3,121
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Bookmarked by Choffee
03 Jul 2026
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i hate that i want you by sunsetsundae
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Another person. On Erid. For Ryland to touch and hug and love.
As soon as they cleaned him up, that is.
And yet, when did things ever turn out the way you expected them to? Ryland’s life sure hadn’t gone at all to plan, so what was one more wrench being thrown in it?
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Simon and Grace are constantly at each other’s throats, until they’re at each other’s throats.
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Bookmarked by Choffee
02 Jul 2026
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the softest echo (could be enough for me to make it through) by sunsetsundae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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“You live in an enclosure,” the man said. There was no venom in his voice. He was just stating a fact.
“Yeah, but… it’s nice. I have just about anything I could ever ask for. And back on Earth, well… there’s nothing for me there now.”
A new human, inexplicably, shows up on Erid, and Ryland Grace has to remember how to be a good host. Considering he hasn’t seen another human in about a decade, and this human is both distractingly handsome and incredibly traumatized, it’s safe to say that this might be a challenge… especially with Ryland still working through his own issues, even all these years later.
But he saved the entire world, so, how hard could it be to save one more man?
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,399
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Comments:
- 1,804
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- 3,425
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- 58,226
Bookmarked by Choffee
02 Jul 2026
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Searching for something that's real by airheadextreme
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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“This okay?” Simon muttered, the vibrations from his words rippling across Grace’s stomach.
“Yes… yes I just…” Grace struggled to catch his breath. “This was not how I was expecting tonight to go.”
Simon paused his kisses. “How did you see this going?”
“I don’t know. We would… talk about it?”
“Do you want to talk instead?”
Grace couldn’t even remember what he wanted to say. Actually, there were no words that described what he wanted. “No. No, keep going.”
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Or Eridians find Simon's submarine while spreading Astrophage to the galaxy and bring him back to Erid. Grace has to change his normal routine to help this new human adjust to life. Slowly, they get to know one another, despite Simon potentially being a war criminal from a moon with an ocean full of blood. But there's just something else about Simon that Grace can't shake, and he's pretty sure Simon feels it too...- Language:
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- 34,465
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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02 Jul 2026
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The Study of Cross-Species Astro Neurobiology (The Official Ryland Grace Guide to Alien Flirting) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.
- Language:
- English
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- 38,566
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 400
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- 37,076
Bookmarked by Choffee
28 Jun 2026
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The Day Will Fade Away by Lex_To-Be-Kind-Takes-Work (Seth_Silver_Ink)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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After nearly passing out trying to take a shower, Grace offers his help to Simon to wash his hair.
Bookmarked by Choffee
23 Jun 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,029
- Chapters:
- 5/6
- Comments:
- 875
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- 3,616
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- 689
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- 45,606
Bookmarked by Choffee
20 Jun 2026
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jul 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 196
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 1,705
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20 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,850
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 2,194
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- 25,973
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- 5,663
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- 303,775
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16 Jun 2026
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.- Language:
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- 19/19
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- 2,642
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- 7,101
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Bookmarked by Choffee
14 Jun 2026
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Dr. Grace gets his shit wrecked.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,468
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 106
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Bookmarked by Choffee
08 Jun 2026
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I said I'm fine (it's just a sitting down in a shower day) by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Apr 2026
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Ryland hadn't realized Simon's breathing had grown so heavy.
"Do you know what the three different types of rocks are?" He asks before he can think about the words coming out of his mouth.
"...do I fucking what?"
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Or, no one ever said distraction duty was Ryland's particular skill set, but he makes due
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Bookmarked by Choffee
08 Jun 2026