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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    When he tries to lean in for another kiss, however, the banker turns his face away.

    “I would let you use my body for the sake of your scientific endeavours,” he says. “But my emotions…”

    “Oh, my darling banker,” says Dottore softly. He tilts Pantalone’s chin back towards him so that they’re looking into each other’s eyes. “You misunderstand me. The experiment is not intended to subjugate you.” Without breaking eye contact, he sinks to his knees, revelling in the way Pantalone’s attention is fixed intently upon him. “Quite the contrary, I wish to submit myself to you.”

    Signora leaves life as a harbinger behind to get married. Dottore thinks this is the stupidest fucking thing he’s ever heard. Of course it’s his responsibility to make sure Pantalone doesn’t make the same stupid mistake. And obviously the best way to do that is make Pantalone fall in love with him instead.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    User Registered: Special NPC [Feofan Sergeyevich Veksel]

    MAIN QUEST:
    Assist main character [Zandik/"Il Dottore: The Second of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers"] in returning to his home realm.

    SPECIAL QUEST:
    Assist main character [Zandik/"Il Dottore: The Second of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers"] in finding love! ❤︎❤︎❤︎

    Note that failing to complete your objectives may result in penalties that include, but are not limited to: Loss of life, loss of limb, eternal banishment, memory corruption, curse acquisition, inventory wipe and/or various negative status effects.

    Would you like to begin the tutorial?

    [x] Yes [] No

    In which Feofan's world is turned upside down when a strange blue-haired man appears on his front doorstep, and a mysterious Game turns his reality into a video game. Running on borrowed time, Feofan needs to aid this "Zandik" guy while also figuring out what the fuck is going on.

    Creator styles on, please!

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    27 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Pregnancy is proving to be a bit more of a struggle than Pantalone had anticipated. He's cranky and tense and everything is so goddamn sore. Fortunately, his borderline neglectful husband is finally here to save the day with a gift to help ease Pantalone's woes!

    ...and also to maybe grant himself an opportunity to do some 'taste testing' before the baby arrives.

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    09 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    "Ratio~" Aventurine draws out the final vowel. "I already ruined one of my favorite pairs of pants for this. Can't you at least indulge me for a brief experiment?"

    "It will not be brief," Ratio shoots back, irritated enough that it's guaranteed he's already bricked up in those well-tailored slacks of his. "Perverted little miscreant."

    Aventurine's curiosity about the Dreampools leads him to test a theory: if your pussy is getting absolutely obliterated by one Dr. Veritas Ratio in reality, can your dream pussy feel it, too?

    Of course, one can't simply walk into Penacony naked. Even in the gilded land of festivity and arguable debauchery, there are standards of decency to uphold. But Aventurine has come well-prepared. And if a lucky onlooker happens to get an eyeful, well... he's counting on that.

    Naturally, the one curveball in his plan Aventurine doesn't expect comes from the handsome doctor himself.

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Fine, fine, that’s beside the point anyway—or not quite,” Amanda had replied with a wave of her hand, then pointing at him. “The Cobra, come on. He also needs some stress relief, you know.”

    Marius had just frowned. “Understandable. He has full run of the stables—although he does need to take either myself or a guard with him—along with the library and any number of musical instruments. …is this you telling me that he wants to throw a ball?”

    “No, this is me telling you that he needs to get laid,” Amanda said bluntly.

    Or Marius notices that Eric has taken no paramours lately and the entire manor assumes that the two of them are already together. Marius insists that he has made vows, but after all, he's already broken one vow, so what's another?

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    06 Apr 2026