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Taking the window as an escape route isn’t the most ideal option when one is seven flights up. Not unless there’s a local birdman outside providing aerial support. Then that changes everything. Then the window is the only sensible option.
And also the funniest, in terms of raising Phil’s blood pressure.
(Or, superhero au, three times Phil catches Wilbur, and one time he doesn’t.)
Bookmarked by ChefCrocodile
08 Jul 2026
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Wilbah Phil Tommy techno heroes short fic Wilbur fall
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It was quiet in the one-room apartment. Technoblade pulled down his mug and opened the container of mix on the counter, measuring out a few spoonfuls. He considered supplementing the mix with a spoonful of Nutella, but he was pretty sure Philza was saving the last of it for a fruit plate.
Philza wasn’t in the apartment.
That wasn’t—that wasn’t right. Technoblade felt his heart rate spike. If Philza wasn’t here, and—he checked the calendar on the fridge. His charge wasn’t working right now either. His keys weren’t in the bowl.
Philza was always home when Technoblade came home. That was where he belonged. He worked morning shifts at the coffee shop, and then he came home where it was safe. Had someone found Philza, dragged him back? Technoblade would kill them.
Technoblade turned the heat on the stove off, went to get his gun from under the bed, and headed for the door.
Or: Human Weapon Philza and Handler Techno, learning to be free together.
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- Part 22 of Challenge Works
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Bookmarked by ChefCrocodile
03 Jul 2026
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Silly techno and Phil. Techno freaks out when ex-weapon Phil go missing
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Theseus, who didn’t know about him? He was the snarky hero that went from sitting in the medbays of the underground hero complex of Pogtopia, healing every hero that came in injured to fighting with the best heroes L’manberg had ever seen. He was a legend, an influence, and he always worked for the greater good!
Tommy wished that was how he saw himself too. Ice cold water dripped around him, his body screaming from the pain of the fall, though his power worked to fix him.
He couldn’t think of himself as the hero. Not as his hands stitched together the bruised and cut body of the one and only villain Siren. With both their breathing was shallow, near close to death, Tommy would be damned if he didn’t think the other was questioning why he was doing this. Even Tommy didn’t know.
Tommy was no hero, not after he had saved the life of Siren.
Or: Healer hero Tommy saves villain Wilbur and neither of them know how to handle that.
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Bookmarked by ChefCrocodile
24 Jun 2026
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Tommy is Theseus, Wilbur is siren. Kidnapping, discontinued. Dream thinks Tommy bad :(
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Dream doesn't think ballet is cool, but then he's dragged to one of Technoblade's ballet performances by his sister and realizes that it's actually pretty cool and so is Techno. A random project, a random lunch, and a few random question... maybe that was all it took to become friends.
Wouldn't it be funny if he fell in love with Techno? Hahaha...or
Dream realizes that maybe, he doesn't want to be rivals with Techno, but instead, friends. Featuring ballet dancer Technoblade and hip-hop dancer Dream.
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Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.
The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.
If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.
One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?
(In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)
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- Part 2 of Goodnight, Travel Well
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Bookmarked by ChefCrocodile
11 Jun 2026
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Awesome space au. The pit, bench trio, sbi, evil dream, and manyyyh more! Very in depth details regarding different planets which I loved