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Ilya publicly woos Shane. Nobody needs to know how long they've actually been together.
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24 Jul 2026
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System Collapse by darlingofdots
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jul 2026
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What's the worst that could happen? What would happen if the worst happened? What's the most likely thing to happen? "I could eat something I'm allergic to and go into anaphylactic shock and die."
Leon will do one of those things Shane appreciates about him so much: ask a direct question. "Do you think that's a rational or an irrational fear?"
Heart racing in his chest, Shane will dig his fingernails into the meat of his thighs and say, "Well, I didn't die, obviously, but the other part. That did happen."
Shane Hollander has severe food allergies. Fortunately, his teammates don't know that. Unfortunately, his teammates don't know that.
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24 Jul 2026
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Shane gets approximately ten minutes of feeling blissful and content after Ilya Rozanov leaves his apartment-
-and then he has to bolt to the bathroom to get ill with a violence he hasn’t experienced since he was still conditioning for the season as a rookie.
In the aftermath, he runs a cold washcloth over his face while swishing his mouth out and tries to convince himself that it had to have just been something he ate.
He wonders if he should text Rozanov and give him a warning, but having to send a, “Thanks for taking my virginity, by the way I just puked my guts up and you might have caught whatever this is from me” doesn’t really seem like it’s a very sexy follow-up text to get from someone. As a “congrats on getting fucked” present to himself in honor of the occasion, he decides he’ll chalk it up to the sudden release of nerves and only send the text if it lasts past the night.
(shane is EXTREMELY sensitive to nicotine) (the problem with this? he isn't actually aware of it and thus doesn't understand why fucking ilya rozanov sometimes makes him sick afterwards)
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24 Jul 2026
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Bet On It by Airuna for CosmicCaiti, avengercat, nuclearcornflake, caityfrost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jul 2026
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Some people wanted a fic based on this tweet of my #DontYouDareFuckingFreeMe fic:
Josh @mtrlfan703
I’ll be honest and admit that if those two had made out on the ice before this, I would have assumed they had lost a bet.
JayJason @Youdon’tknowme
‘Losing a bet’ would have let them get away with so much, though… Like why are you at your rival's game? I lost a bet. Why are you wearing your rival's jersey? I lost a bet. Why are you hanging out together? I lost a bet. Why are you making him breakfast in bed? I lost a bet.
Josh @mtrlfan703
Hell, I’d have believed it if they said they got drunk and their teammates dared them to get married in Vegas.
JayJason @Youdon’tknowme
‘First one to annul the marriage loses’ and no one is surprised when they end up sharing a tombstone…
So I decided to try and write it.
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- Part 5 of HR Social Media works
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23 Jul 2026
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Shane turned around, and noticed a few things. One was that he was in a tiny cleaning cupboard. The other was that he wasn’t alone - instead, he was joined by Ilya Rozanov, and a 7 foot tall magical bear standing menacingly in the corner of the room. Although, he’s not really sure there’s a way for a giant magical bear to stand in a corner and not look menacing.
”Roz?”
Before he could say anything else, the bear and the lynx rushed from the room, slamming the door behind them with a click.
“… Did they lock the door?”
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What if hockey mascots were magical, and far too invested in Shane Hollander’s love life?
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23 Jul 2026