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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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15 Jun 2025
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"She’s not my type," Agatha said firmly, crossing her arms.
Lilia raised an eyebrow, swirling her wine like a soap opera villain. "So you have a type? Do enlighten us."
Agatha groaned. "Fine. If you must know, I’m straight. And even if I wasn’t, Rio is at least ten years younger than me. I would never go there."
Cue Rio Vidal—Agatha’s insufferably smug, boundaryless neighbour—who has zero respect for personal space, steals her ice cream, wears her clothes, and now, apparently, needs a fake girlfriend for a work event.
Agatha should say no. She wants to say no. But somehow, she doesn’t.
Now she’s fake dating the most irritating woman alive, their friends are watching like it’s a spectator sport, and the walls between their apartments are very thin.
It’s fine. It’s fake. It’s strictly platonic.
…So why is Agatha’s stomach flipping every time Rio looks at her like that?
Or: Agatha insists she's straight, Rio insists on being a menace, and everyone else insists that there's a "vibe".
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05 Jun 2025
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based off prompt from @sobercatnip
: when rio accidentally mixes up her work notes and reveals her secret crush on her boss, agatha, their professional relationship takes a hilariously awkward turn.
Mutli-shot, unsure how many chapters quite yet!
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28 Apr 2025
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rio hasn't seen agatha in 10 years.
that is, until her friend jen calls her up to new jersey to be the PR solution for a gubernatorial candidate's reputation problems. now she's playing fake wife to her ex, while trying to understand what's happened to agatha in the last decade - and how they've ended up here.
it's a political campaign/fake dating au! have fun
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08 Mar 2025
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Agatha has come to terms with the fact that she will probably never meet her match: someone who checks all the boxes on her list of requirements for all aspects of a fulfilling relationship.
That is until she meets Rio, who seems to be everything she wants and more.
But when she takes her home, it turns out how much of her infatuation has been based on false assumptions, significantly decreasing their compatibility.
Oh well, she can let her go. Right?
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25 Feb 2025