CarnyInsanity
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Vincent is good with fathers, more often than not- great, even. He knows how to speak their language, how to make them laugh and how to win them over.
Maybe that’s why he was chosen for this.
(“I’d usually go to Mimzy for such an affair, but she actually seems to like the poor sap she’s seeing at the moment,” Alastor complained that day, giving him no time to recover from the request. “So you can imagine the trouble I’m in.”)
“Well, enough with the formalities,” the real Alastor’s voice pulls him out of his thoughts, along with a clap of the man’s hands. “Nobody’s getting any younger around here!”
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OR: Alastor makes Vincent take his virginity on his father's grave for Normal Reasons.
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20 Jun 2026
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Looking for a cheap thrill, Alastor picks a fight with Vox and gets more than he was bargaining for when their signals accidentally cross, creating the most unplanned pregnancy since Jesus Christ.
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07 Jun 2026
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Alastor watched with rapt attention as the demon came to, its strange head glancing and swiveling around, metal-tipped claws raised in confusion or disbelief.
Then, it spoke. "Wh— what the fuck?"
Its voice vibrated in a way not completely dissimilar to one from a radio's speaker, but it held a different sort of static lacing through it. Crisper, more refined. Yet it still possessed an edge, like a deceptive blade, more deadly than it's wielder expected.
Well, Alastor loved nothing more that to draw blood.
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Human Alastor summons demon Vox, and Vox finds his greatest desire within his grasp.
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26 May 2026
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She is with those who want to hear God. She guides when the soul is in doubt.
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21 May 2026
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Vox is sent back in time to sunny Louisiana, in an effort to save the remains of his empire.
Well there, he finds the idol of his childhood in a run-down townhouse, ready to slit his throat and pour it all over the cold, wet grass of the Bayou.
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16 May 2026