Cardinal_Perplexus
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Every Day (Is Exactly the Same) by Cardinal_Perplexus
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Aug 2019
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Martin still works at the Magnus Institute. He just has a new routine.
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Sleeping Arrangements by Cardinal_Perplexus
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
14 Jul 2018
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Fenris can't always sleep at the Hawke Estate.
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My Kingkiller by CardinalPerplexusOldAndAbandoned (Cardinal_Perplexus)
Fandoms: Kingkiller Chronicles - Patrick Rothfuss
23 Oct 2016
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Perhaps Hawke isn't exactly who Fenris assumes he is.
Set during Enemies Among Us, after the scene in the Blooming Rose.
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Fenris likes poetry.
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I was barely sobered up when Gurathin reached out over to feed to explain what had happened.
It doesn't have the fat, muscle, organs, or blood volume to handle something like this. It only has neural tissue, blood, and a few glands. What's a normal dose to you, Ratthi, is one hundred doses for it. On top of that, it doesn't have the filtration we do to quickly clear out or decompose a novel organic compound like this on its own.
My gut felt like it fell through the floor. None of this was supposed to happen. SecUnit had been there to keep me safe and I'd endangered it. What can we do for it? Can't the medical center do something?
They might if it would go to the medical center, but that's not happening. There was enough in his tone to let me know they'd attempted that and failed. Right now it's trapped itself in a corner of the mall. I need to get it out of there before it gets upset. I'm going to see if I can get it back to my quarters. Security has cordoned off the area for now, but if it's still out here when the morning rush comes, we might have a very serious problem on our hands.
Oh no.
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14 Jun 2026
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I sent ART the edited file along with a snapshot of my recent haptic sensor logs, which mostly looked like [deleted] [deleted] [deleted].
ART took a moment to process that. Your difficulty with physical touch extends beyond merely touching or being touched by humans, it surmised.
I guess, yeah. I bristled at calling it a ‘difficulty’: it wasn't hard to touch things, I just didn't like doing it. But I had a system for dealing with that, so whatever, it wasn't an issue.
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Or, ART wants to make Murderbot comfortable. (And yes, it would like to feel that for itself, too.)
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04 Jun 2026
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Gurathin loans Murderbot his genitals during a medical emergency. It's...not as bad as it could be.
Noncon warning is for the inherent nature of the trope - these two are being as respectful of each other as they can manage (so, not VERY).
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01 Jun 2026
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Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.
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30 May 2026
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Without a cubicle to reset its endocrine system, Murderbot goes into heat. Gurathin would normally be the last person it would turn to for the kind of help it now needs, but he smells so good.
With him, at least I wasn't at risk of anything emotionally complicated.
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- Part 1 of If Statements 'verse
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25 May 2026