Captain_Kinky
Fandoms
- DCU (21)
- Batman - All Media Types (21)
- DCU (Comics) (21)
- Green Lantern - All Media Types (15)
- おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime) (11)
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Hal Jordan Does NOT Want To Kiss Bruce Wayne! by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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“No way I’m kissing that jackass!” Hal crumples up the script, scoffing as he shoots a glare towards Bruce. “Look, I signed up for this before I knew what he was like.” He turns towards Oliver, the director, but most importantly, one of his best friends. “C’mon, Ol, don’t make me do this, man.”
“Hal, you dick, you can’t pull out on this now! This is the whole emotional crux of the movie— the tension, the fighting, the misunderstandings— this kiss is supposed to be them overcoming it.”
“Can’t an ‘I love you,’ and a hug suffice?” Hal groans, knowing full well it won’t. He’s complaining for the sake of complaining now.
Oliver’s blonde bushy-browed glare is answer enough. The last thing this movie needs is a queerbaiting allegation.“Be professional, Jordan,” Bruce saunters over, his arms crossed, looking unfairly good in his character’s black turtleneck and grey dress slacks. “The sooner we get the job done well, the sooner we can say goodbye.”
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Borderline by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
24 Jan 2026
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“Bruce?” Hal dubiously asked as if questioning whether his sight betrayed him, the pep in his step immediately faltering.
“Oh, you two know each other?” Carol asked, distancing herself from the handsome billionaire.
“No, I’m afraid we don’t.” Bruce turned to Hal, and his words were a pointed warning. “After all, what would a billionaire and a test pilot have in common before now, hm?”
“Right, right. No, uh, I just mean… Bruce Wayne. Crazy to see a billionaire here.” Hal came closer to the pair, leaning closer to the man as he managed to grit out, “Why are you here?”
“Well, Mr. Jordan–”
“Hal is fine.”
“I was hoping to fund a new project for Ferris Air, and I’ve selected you as my test pilot.”
trying to update weekly / bi-weekly this year (2026) until completed!
Series
- Part 5 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
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A Justice League Guide on How NOT to Do CPR by astronot707, Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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“All right, so we need basic training,” Flash concedes, rubbing the back of his neck. “But come on, do we have to go through all of this?”
“What’s your alternative?” Batman asks, his tone sharp, brow arching slightly, where no one can see it, beneath the cowl.
“Practice,” Flash says, shrugging. “I’m the kind of guy who learns best in action, you know? Hands-on.”
Green Arrow smirks, leaning back with his arms behind his head. “He’s right. I didn’t get here by studying thick manuals. Experience sticks better.”
Shazam chimes in, rubbing his arm with a sheepish grin. “Yeah, uh, anything that means I don’t have to sit through this thing. Just tell me what to do, and I’ll do it.”
They all look to the Dark Knight for his judgment.
Batman’s gaze narrows, the cowl’s lenses shrinking. “...Fine. But I recommend we watch five videos that effectively demonstrate–”
“Come on, Bats, we’re not a bunch of rookies here,” Ollie confidently states. “We can handle this without sitting through a bunch of videos. We’ve faced worse than some CPR training. Trust me; we’ve got this.”
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- Part 12 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
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Close Enough To Stay by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
21 Oct 2024
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Hal sighs, shifting uncomfortably in Bruce’s arms as he moves to pull away after their argument, the blanket slipping from his form. “I’ll sleep in one of the guest rooms tonight.”
He sits up and swings his legs over the side of the bed before Bruce makes a wounded noise in the back of his throat- a small grunt that almost could be mistaken for a whine.
“Don’t you dare. Don’t you dare leave our bed.” Bruce’s arms snake around Hal’s waist now, pulling the man closer to him.
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- Part 10 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
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One Love, One House by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
19 Oct 2024
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Usually, alphas didn’t make nests. Sure, it could be seen as an act of love for an alpha to make one for their omega, but it’s unnatural for them. They, as alphas, don’t have the typical nesting instincts aside from wanting to stay close to their pack or provide safety to an omega.
Hal struggles to find the right words as he stares at the makeshift nest Bruce has put together. He can feel the weight of Bruce's presence, the quiet intensity of his stoic demeanor, but Hal also senses the vulnerability beneath it. Bruce isn’t great at expressing his emotions, but this… this was a huge gesture of love.
But despite the warmth that rises in his chest at the thought of Bruce doing something so thoughtful, something nags at him— a discomfort he can’t quite shake. It’s not the nest itself, but the way it makes him feel, like he’s being asked to step into a role that doesn’t quite fit.
It’s not that Hal doesn’t appreciate this gesture, but part of him feels uncomfortable. Not that it’s bad, but it’s unfamiliar- it feels almost like he’s submitting to Bruce in a way if he gets into the nest.
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- Part 9 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
Recent series
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BatLantern Month (October) 2024 by astronot707, Captain_Kinky, orphan_account
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
24 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 29,694
- Works:
- 12
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- 28
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Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League by Captain_Kinky
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types
09 Oct 2024
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Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League main fic and side stories :)
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- 2
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oh noes- it's self projection time babey by Captain_Kinky, Captain_Kinky (orphan_account)
Fandom おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)
27 Jul 2020
- Words:
- 10,015
- Works:
- 4
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Angstober 2023 !! by Captain_Kinky
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
09 Oct 2023
- Words:
- 16,068
- Works:
- 5
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After Hours by Anonymous
Fandoms: ryan gosling cinematic universe - Fandom, RGCU - Fandom, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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Sometimes, even teachers need to be taught a lesson; Principal Whitt puts Ryland in his place.
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- Part 5 of ryan gosling world takeover
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,544
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
05 Jun 2026
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"Look away." Healy raised his gaze to meet March's eyes before turning around with half a shrug. Not being able to stop himself, his eyes traveled back down in the mirror to the magazine covering the other mans crotch. The mirror was dirty and the magazine was still held up half haphazardly with March's broken arm. He really should be able to see his dick. Stop thinking about this guys dick, Healy. Damn it.
"You know there's a mirror here, right?"
March's heart sank. Fuck. He did not need this guy to see his glaring lack of a dick. Why was he even looking? Pervert.
Or; me and my friends are all perverts and thought about Healy fucking March in that bathroom in the bowling alley.
Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
03 Jun 2026
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Healy rolls his eyes magnificently. He releases one of March’s ankles to massage his forehead like he’s staving off a migraine. “Jesus, what do you think this is, some kind of shitty porno? I’m trying to have a professional conversation, and you’re over here presenting to me! In heat!”
“What the fuck are you talking about, man,” March squawks. “I’m not in heat. This is self-defense! I’m defending myself!”
Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
29 May 2026
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I Think I Love You (So What Am I So Afraid Of?) by CastorTheGhost
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
12 May 2026
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Jackson Healy is not a family man, nor is he a relationship man. He learned that one the hard way after the divorce.
So, can someone tell him why he’s standing at the cash register of a dollar store, watching Holland March fiddle with his wallet with a giant poster board under his armpit, while a pile of markers of all colors and stationery sits on the conveyor belt? Though he supposes that’s another one of life’s great mysteries, and something he’ll wake up every morning asking himself.
Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
18 May 2026
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pale pink stitches by some_pomegranate_tea
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
16 May 2026
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“I’ll wash your jacket,” Lars says, holding his hand out. The bottom half of Driver’s jacket is dark and stained with blood. (The blood goes all the way around, like it’s not only from Driver’s injury. Lars pretends not to notice.) It’s ripped, next to the zipper, from the knife that was in his stomach. Lars doesn’t think Driver should wear a bloody jacket.
Driver shakes his head, eyeing Lars warily.
Well. That’s okay. Lars doesn’t like when people take his blanket, either.
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Lars finds the Driver bleeding in his car on the side of the road. A tentative relationship forms.
Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
17 May 2026