Cannibalize

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    Dazai had expected life after the Decay of Angels incident to go pretty smoothly. Sure, there were the bumps of the deal Fukuzawa had made with Mori and the Agency's tattered reputation— not to mention the nagging feeling he got whenever he thought of Fyodor— but it was nothing he wouldn't be able to handle with time and an unfortunate amount of effort.

    That was of course before he'd received a letter from European wizarding authorities. Well, he might as well make the most of this situation and knock out some of his problems in the process. Better yet, he could drag Chuuya along for the ride.

    Or: Dazai (who just so happens to be the son of a British wizard terrorist) gets into magical legal trouble. The wizarding world is not prepared.

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    The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.

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    Ivan buys a Till-adjacent fleshlight. Chaos ensues.

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    The options make him want to curl his lips with disgust. Sugar Baby (female), Sugar Baby (Male), and—

    The entire reason he was on the stupid website—

    Sugar Daddy.

    How far the mighty had fallen. What would his parents say if they could see him now?

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    “Is Chibi worried about me?”

    “I swear, we’ve been past this—” Chuuya cuts himself off. “You wanna at least explain to me what the hell a wizard is?”

    “From what Mori told me, they’re like an offshoot of ability users,” he explains, simplifying the complicated history of magic for his partner. “All ability users are able to use magic, but that doesn’t go both ways. The wizarding world, as I’ve read, concealed themselves from the rest of the world a long time ago.”

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    When Mori springs an out-of-the-blue infiltration mission on 15 year-old Dazai, it's all the boy can do to hope he survives a year at Hogwarts without Chuuya. Between an unfamiliar social environment, magical blood purists and an immortal(??) russian rat, Dazai must navigate his life in an entirely new setting, all while attempting to keep the students of Hogwarts safe from a threat unknown to him

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    dazai goes to hogwarts during the fifth canon year, can't function without chuuya

     

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