CannibalVanity
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Alastor partakes of an organ most sacred for its life-giving properties.
OR: Alastor deadass eats Lucifer’s uterus. Oh, and there's piss. For flavour.
As usual, PLEASE read the tags. This is not going to be everyone’s cup of tea for sure.Series
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A Very Normal, Not-at-All Strange Meal by CannibalVanity
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jan 2026
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One evening, Lucifer decides to surprise Alastor with what he presents to him as an ordinary dinner for two. It quickly becomes apparent that the meal is not, in fact, very ordinary.
OR: How to seduce your cannibal boyfriend: 101.
Read the tags.
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A miscalculation on Lucifer's part results in a mortifying accident that leads to new discoveries about both himself, and more interestingly, Alastor.
OR: These two accidentally find themselves having a New Kink: Unlocked moment.
PLEASE read the tags, dear God, they are not a joke. This will very likely not be for you.
But, if the shoe fits or you're curious, I guess…
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Brushes, Palettes, and Eyeliner, Oh My! by CannibalVanity
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jan 2025
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It’s been a full week since the hotel’s group meeting about the upcoming party, and it turns out that Angel Dust has won the bet he made with Husk. As such, after a shitty day at work, he decides that he wants to see how Husk might look with a full face of drag makeup.
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- Part 5 of Mixed Signals
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When asked to indulge one of Lucifer’s experimental ideas, Alastor figures that the experience is bound to be another drop in the proverbial bucket for him. He ends up being pleasantly surprised.
OR: The self-indulgent consensual somnophilia fic that has been living in my brain forever.
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Vanity's Nasty Radioapple Guro Collection by CannibalVanity
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Mar 2026
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You’ve heard of fuck or die, but what about fuck AND die?
OR: A series of extremely self-indulgent gore and violence-centric Radioapple smutfics. All standalones that can be read and enjoyed in any order.
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A series of different stories about my Little Guys doing Shenanigans and getting up to Circumstances. All told in chronological order and in the same continuity.
Kind of a mesh of a lot of different things: whump, hurt/comfort, porn, plot, my insane sense of humour, character studies, fluff, the works!
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Lucifer thought wearing comfortable shorts to breakfast was a harmless choice. He didn't account for Alastor’s sudden interest—or the fact that the Radio Demon's "judgmental staring” had morphed into a dangerous, hungry obsession with his legs.
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Who’s the Strongest by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), MixkaRules18 for mangoscribblenoodle
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Feb 2026
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Vox was sick of Alastor’s shit.
Ever since he captured the tacky prick, all Alastor tried to do was worm his way under Vox’s skin.
But everyone has a breaking point, and he’s reached his.
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A gift for the lovely mango and an alt take on season 2 ep 7
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“I get it now,” Vox says. Alastor blinks wildly up at him, utterly contextless as to what that’s meant to be referring to.
“What?” He’s extremely aware that he shouldn’t ask, but he hates not knowing something.
“Why your antlers are so small, babe. It’s ’cause you’re not a real stag, right? Whatever deer you’re based on, she’s a doe.”
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In which Alastor has always been a man, but Vox’s attitude to the situation is unfortunately rather backwards.
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- Part 10 of [redacted]’s hazbin fic collection
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“Right. Great. You’re with me now. Here’s the deal: you like those, don’t you?” Lucifer asked, voice so soft a croon Alastor would know it was fake. “I will help you through this, slake your animal lust the old fashioned way—just this once.” His hand lifted, brushing against Alastor’s jaw, and he watched with a ghostly smirk as Alastor’s eyes flared, his smile more like a sneer even as Lucifer leaned forward. Good. It was easier to do this when Alastor acted how Lucifer had come to expect. “Charlie will never know, your psychotic little Overlord friends will never know, and when it’s done we will walk away and never, ever speak of it again.”
As an angel, Lucifer's never thought much about the secondary natures of humans or their Sinner counterparts in Hell. Then Alastor goes into rut, and he finds himself reevaluating what it is he’ll do to keep his daughter’s dream alive.
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Bookmarked by CannibalVanity
14 Sep 2025
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Take Me Like a Shot of Whiskey by MixkaRules18 for TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Aug 2024
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Lucifer has had an incredibly boring day, and his doctor has been ignoring him for the last week. What better way to entertain himself than by going to see him?
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The birthday gift fic for TrashDemonx based off their mad doc AU. With Piss for flavor
Bookmarked by CannibalVanity
06 May 2025