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"We had the ill-advised hookup, the awkward aftermath, and the gradually rebuilt friendship. But that's all Season Two stuff. We've got, like, five more seasons before we get the heartwarming epilogue that makes it canon."
-Tim Stoker
"I think you might be the character they drop after the pilot."
-Sasha James
Sasha and Tim's ill-advised workplace romance kicks off when Tim joins the Archive. But darker plots are coming to fruition at the heart of the Magnus Institute, plots that will threaten not just their love, but their very lives. Who lies at the heart of this darkness — Gertrude Robinson, the mysterious Head Archivist? Her missing assistant, Michael Shelley? Or the Head of the Institute himself?
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14 May 2026
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The Dark Timeline by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jan 2023
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Taken from the worst possible timeline :)
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28 Apr 2026
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“Oh, only Britain’s most prolific serial killer.”
There was silence for a while, and for some reason, Julia found herself unwilling to look up and see Trevor’s reaction. Her heart rate had sped up, and she was suddenly worried for the first time that ‘The Hunt’ may have given him the power to sense that sort of thing. Eventually, she heard him make a noise of realisation.
“No, y’don’t mean the shed bloke, do you?”
Julia laughed, the sound bursting out of her chest.
“That’ll be the one, yep.”
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The story of Julia Montauk and Trevor Herbert, and how they realised everything too late.
Writing this because Trevor and Julia didn't get enough screentime.
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17 Apr 2026
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Georgie: Today, as promised, we have an extra special episode. We know you’ve been campaigning hard for this and, believe me, we’re very, very excited to tell you that we’ve finally managed to get access to visit some of the absolute rarest …
Melanie: … and most ridiculously dangerous …
Georgie: … creatures in the world.
Melanie: And we’re really not kidding about the level of dangerous here. We had to sign a practically novel-length waiver, listing some of the potential horrific consequences, such as full-body infestation by things like worms, beetles, mould and eyeballs. Other clauses included ‘invasive fog’, ‘wholesale personality replacement’, ‘dismemberment by instalments’ and ‘becoming a light after-dinner snack for the sky’. Which actually, would be my preferred way to go, if it comes to it.
Georgie: So, in view of our noble sacrifice, and possible imminent eruption in head to toe eyeballs, don’t forget to hit that Like and Subscribe button.
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16 Apr 2026
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It’s 2014, and Gerard Keay is beating up Leitner in an alley when a weird stranger interrupts.
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16 Apr 2026
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A Night at the Opera by i_was_you
Fandoms: Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV), Poirot - Agatha Christie, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
16 Feb 2026
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'“Right,” he said in a tone of conspiratorial enterprise. “We shall keep track between us. You handle the emotional through-line; I’ll manage the historical context. Both try to piece together the plot. Aunt Agatha might quiz me afterwards.”'
Our boys attend a five-act French-Italian political opera. Hastings is just recovering from a bout of malaria and being fussed over by Poirot at home.
It all goes downhill from there with Aunt Agatha trying to set Bertie up with yet another marriage candidate, and an attractive widow trying to catch Hastings's eye during intermissions, all the while Hastings finds he may not have been totally recovered enough for a whole night at the opera. Poirot gets jealous.
At least Jeeves has the time of his life.
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- Part 10 of Gentlemen and Detectives
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10 Apr 2026
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A Galaxy of Ghosts by 8uggestionAmplifie6
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
28 May 2026
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With each year the Indomitus Crusade progresses, the Chaos Gods grow more and more annoyed as Roboute Guilliman continuously interferes with their plans and powers. But they know killing him will be too difficult and costly; the Corpse Emperor of Mankind protects his tool well. So, instead, they lay a trap and cast the nuisance 13th Primarch into an alternate timeline.
AKA, that time when 30k and 40k Roboute Guilliman swap places.
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24 Jan 2026
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Not Without My Brothers by She_sees_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
14 Apr 2026
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In the distant, broken future, the Regent of the Imperium is given a chance to fix... everything.
A shame the Emperor is not intact or sane enough to fully explain how it works.
Back in the past, Roboute finds himself with a universe to fix and but one young set of hands to do it with. It will take a few tries to get it right. He cannot do it alone. Fortunately, he isn't meant to do it alone.
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21 Jan 2026
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The year is 1970. A man named Horace Lupin wakes up in a hospital not too far from New York City, with no memories. The only information the hospital has is the name and address of the brother who checked him in....
AU based off of Chronicles of Amber. No Amber knowledge necessary to read.
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20 Jan 2026
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The High School Heresy by Lord_Tarragon
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
04 Jun 2026
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Ten years ago, if you had asked Horus Lupercal if he had thought his father loved him, he would have said yes without a moment of hesitation. Now, Horus wasn't so sure.
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A significantly shorter and significantly happier retelling of the Horus Heresy, but it's a modern setting High School AU
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20 Jan 2026
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From Darkness Unto Thy Light by magistralucis (Solitary_Shadow) for Sehn
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
01 Sep 2024
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Of one house and one mind, so they say.
Obyron never believed a soldier's life was anything other than dismal. Yet deep inside, he still nurtured a drop of wonder.
A spark, perhaps. His liege lord set it aflame. A retelling of their beginnings at Yama, up to Zahndrekh's rule of Gidrim.[Written for the WH40K Summer Fest Exchange 2024. Obyron/Zahndrekh. References past events of Severed.]
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13 Jan 2026
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Warhammer but in a vaguely modern era and everyone is shady to some extent by orphan_account
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
15 Feb 2023
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Stories from a world where everyone is just a (mostly) normal human, and things aren't quite what they seem.
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04 Dec 2025
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String Player by MadeOfKnives
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
07 Nov 2025
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“Ah, my nocireceptors got damaged during our fight. That explains the odd sensation.”
Orikan flicks his tail. He does not understand the explanation; the sensation Trazyn claims to have experienced. So he flexes his fingers again, experimentally, tightening his grip until Trazyn splutters a new wave of static — a sound he now realizes must be the necronic equivalent of a moan.
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16 Nov 2025
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The time comes for Cain to stand before the Golden Throne.
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06 Nov 2025
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Cain's Hell by Adeptodoli
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
08 May 2026
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The Emperor's funny sense of humor has gotten too much for Cain, just what the frak did He mean by sending one of the legendary Ten Thousand to watch over him?
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Ciaphas Cain and Jurgen go on a gruesome and obviously very dangerous adventure with one of the few custodians that have a little sense of humor
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19 Oct 2025
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An unusual admirer by Adeptodoli
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
04 Oct 2025
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Our brave Imperial Hero meets a most unusual admirer
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19 Oct 2025
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Nothing To Worry About by ForFun100
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Oct 2025
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Riza makes the ill advised decision to turn up at work when she's still got stitches in her head. Wait until they find out it's worse.
Whumptober 2024 Day 10: Blow to the Head
Whumptober 2025 Day 21: Concussion
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- Part 21 of My Whumptober Collections
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06 Oct 2025
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You can just nod or shake your head, dear.
Riza chose not to, because she resented being asked stupid questions with obvious answers. She resented the sickly-sweet schoolteacher for caring when her papa hadn't, and she resented her papa for being the only one who seemed to understand her. For sharing her single-minded focus, and her bluntness, and her vague aura of something off.
If only she weren't so much like her papa.
If only someone could do both—understand her, and care.
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- Part 3 of najio's whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of Autistic!Riza Headcanons go brr
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05 Oct 2025
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The Emperor is thrown back in time to before the primarchs were scattered, and has a second chance to try to make things right, both for humanity and for his family, one he does not intend to waste. However, this timeline is not quite the same as the original, nor is he the only one who has lived through the future.
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24 Sep 2025
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Jumping Into A Riptide by Sleepy_Writer
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
28 Jun 2026
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There is a reason why Enumerations exist; to put the psyker in the correct mindset to minimize misfires of the arts they want to use at that moment.
So when Magnus teleports while in the wrong state of mind? Scattering 2 Electric Boogaloo, Primarch Edition.
(Note about tags; Non-Magnus & Sanguinius-Characters appear prominently in the later half of the story, in case you stumbled across this because of their tags)
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22 Sep 2025