Call_me_Kell
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bloodsucker, crow fucker (breeding me full like a goddamn reptile) by happyyy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
13 Jul 2026
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He turned his head away, unable to maintain eye contact, not with the way his body was acting so, so weird just from something simple as that. “Well, it's time that I go. Thank you, you really didn't have to go through all that trouble.”
“Where?” the dragon asked.
Wei Wuxian turned to him with a confused blink, “My home…?”
“You already are.”
Wei Wuxian frowned, “Wha—”
Oh.
Oh.
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Or, crowxian gets dicked down by dragonji.
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14 Jul 2026
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whatever this system is saving, it is definitely not wei wuxian's ass by mekun
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Jun 2026
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Modern man Wei Ying would say that he's been surviving pretty well in the world of Path of the Lightbearer so far. The Sunshot Campaign is going as smoothly as expected...at least, until the titular Hanguang-jun gets blasted in the face with—well, you guessed it!
Lan Wangji is looking at him with an expression that Wei Wuxian has never seen before, in this life or the last. His golden eyes are the hue of melted honey, the lines of his usually solemn brows lax and a little weak. His thin lips are parted, tiny puffs of breath a breeze between rosy petals—well, wait.
Wait.
Wei Wuxian’s smart enough to realise that he doesn’t look dazed in a mortally wounded way, but dazed in a…Proud Immortal Demon Way!?
Lan Wangji looks at him with an ambiguous gaze, and whispers in a thready, raspy voice. “Wei Ying, I…”
A shiver rips through Wei Wuxian’s entire body. Heat pools in his stomach.
No fucking way!!
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18 Jun 2026
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Trash Talk Me, Baby by Blueflower740
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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Trash talking pre-game is tradition; trash talking about wanting to fuck your opponent is new. // When trash talk gets too real, Wei Wuxian is left questioning everything he knows about Lan Wangji.
““Y-you know, it’s very er, unbecoming of you to use my name like that.” What else was he supposed to say? Wei Wuxian can feel sweat beading at his hairline as his eyes dart to find someone to stop this, but there is none.
“We are closer than you think. Our souls have been searching for this moment to meet and let me fuck you raw in the ass.”
At this point, Wei Wuxian couldn’t keep it in and leaned over to Jiang Cheng, “What the fuck, man?!”
Jiang Cheng hisses back, equally confused, “The fuck do I know? Since when did he talk this much?”
“Oh, that’s the part you fixate on?”
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06 Jun 2026
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What the wine whispers by CielQuill
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2026
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Wei Wuxian looks into Lan Zhan's eyes. His heart comes to a stuttering stop. Those eyes are not bright. Those eyes are not full of life or want. They are glazed over and glassy. Completely unaware.
They are not the eyes Wei Wuxian loves.
They need to stop.
"Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian whispers. He wills his heart. Wraps his arms around strong shoulders and pulls Lan Zhan close. Uses all the strength he has left to stop those wandering hands and treacherous touches. Eventually, Lan Zhan gives up. Goes still. Lets out soft snores against Wei Wuxian's neck.
He wants Lan Zhan. He wants Lan Zhan hauntingly.
But not like this.
When Wei Wuxian comes to the aid of an intoxicated Lan Wangji, he does not expect what follows. Will he be able to fix his mistake, or are some things best left in the dark?
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04 Jun 2026
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WangXian “Pretty Woman” AU, except Lan Wangji only hires Wei Wuxian because he looks cold/hungry and Lan Xichen told him to find a date to impress their business partners, and Wei Wuxian hasn’t actually had a single customer because it’s his first night on the street and Lan Zhan was the first one to stop his car.
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01 Jun 2026